Tag: bob corker
EVERYONE is running away from Roy Moore, ex-KGB will guard US embassies, and Shep Smith is sick of Hannity's shit. Your morning news brief.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
Click to see how many jizz jokes we can make in one post. SPOILER IT IS A LOT.
Daycare staff at the White House called in sick today, apparently.
Republicans have decided we need millionaires a hell of a lot more than we need old people.
ANGRY JOHN MCCAIN IS ANGRY.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Hello America, your president MAY HAVE lost his fucking mind.
Sad old goat is probably locked in his room, blaring Elliott Smith to drown out all the TEARS. Now it is your OPEN THREAD!
Better hope nobody else calls in sick for their shift at the adult daycare!
But how else will people know Marsha Blackburn singlehandedly saved all the Planned Parenthood baby parts from certain death?
Meanwhile, Kellyanne and Bannon are VERY upset SOMEONE IS DISRESPECTING A PRESIDENT!!!!
Trump is ready to explode, California's burning to the sea, and ESPN shits the bed (again). Your morning news brief.
We are not paying attention to this 'Real Housewives' bullshit and you cannot make us.
BREAKING NEWS, Donald Trump is setting more records for shitty approval ratings, and it's because his base is starting to fall away!