We think we know the real reason why Bob Casey Jr.’s campaign for the Senate didn’t want to take sex columnist Dan Savage’s $2100 contribution: If he took money from “Savage Love,” he’d have to take it from “News Of The Weird,” too, and nobody wants to feel indebted to Chuck “Crazy Eyes” Shepherd. But we have no idea why Casey For Pennsylvania’s intern director thought it’d be a good idea to post on his Facebook a photo of himself looking messy and disoriented and holding a tallboy beer can, with a fair-sized bong prominently placed in the foreground. His name is Myles Aion, but you can just call him Thurlow Weed. Screen cap of fat kid’s Facebook after the jump.

Casey For Senate Loves Grass [Truth Caucus]

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• Liz Smith: Reading about Wednesday’s screening of Woody Allen’s latest, Scoop, we learned that Capote director Bennett Miller may make a Bob Dylan music video with Scarlett Johansson. [NYP]
• Reliable Source: Bob Casey Jr. returns a $2,100 campaign contribution from Dan Savage because of “the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” The Casey campaign took the money, invited Savage to a fundraiser, then changed their minds. [WP]
• Page Six: Ex-Paris Review Editor James Linville is making Ernest Hemingway’s elusive The Garden of Eden into a movie. “Linville was a longtime protégé of the Review’s George Plimpton, who himself was mentored by ‘Papa.’” [NYP]
• LA Times Entertainment News: Fake movie “Aquaman” on HBO’s Entourage might become a real movie. “In one of the strangest twists of this life-imitating-art tale, the talent agent at the center of the informal ‘Aquaman’ talks is Ari Emanuel, the brassy Endeavor partner on whom ‘Entourage’ agent Ari Gold is based.” [LAT]

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