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James O’Keefe Tries To Get CNN Reporter Onto His Dildo Lube Boat
CNN is doing a documentary on the three or four people who are young American conservative activists, so they decided they would follow around that criminal James O’Keefe, the guy who made those ACORN videos and tried to rape Mary Landrieu’s phones. But you know the one thing they weren’t expecting? They weren’t expecting James [...]
San Francisco Bay Palestinetards Block Ship From Unloading Goods, Destroying State of Israel
Hundreds of protesters waved signs and flags and stuff at the Port of Oakland on Sunday because an Israeli cargo ship was coming in and this was the most important way they could protest Israel for some reason. Longshoremen refused to cross the “picket line” of weirdos because apparently it had some union backing. In [...]
WONKETTE, AMERICA’S MOST TRUSTED MARITIME NEWSWIRE, CONFIRMS REUTERS’ STORY ABOUT THIS MORNING’S POTOMAC BOAT WAR. The details: two boats, one belonging to the Coast Guard, were involved in a terrible sea battle in which the Coast Guard boat fired a shot at Other Boat (the underdog!!) as Other Boat started doing something weird over by [...]
Bill Richardson & Pals Smash Into Docked Boat, Flee
More wacky late-summer tales, just for you! This one involves New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson, the one with the resume, and the corruption. His life has very little purpose right now. That’s a good thing! The man deserves a break from his prison of Ambition, a passion that has kept him busy in hundreds of [...]
Roughly Cylandrical Object Located Near Rehberg Boat Crash
While Rep. Denny Rehberg’s life, which is in stable condition, will be first on the docket during tonight’s Wonkette Prayer Hour, we must wonder — given his history of getting trashed in Kazakhstan and falling off horses — exactly how wasted he and his buddies may or may not have been when they crashed their [...]
Montana Congressman & Bros Crash Boat Into Massive Rocks (‘The Shore’)
There were injuries in this accident so we should not make jokes, but meh, they’re in stable condition now: Rep. Denny Rehberg of Montana and his fun-lovin’ buddies were cruisin’ on their 22-foot motorboat last night and either crashed or intentionally parked said boat on this sack o’boulders. Alcohol? Drugs? We’ll see. In any event: [...]
Dick Cheney’s Persian Gulf ‘Fishing Trip’ Will Launch Iran War
‘Filipino Monkey’ Nearly Tricks America Into World War III
Rudy Falls Victim to Boat Curse
Hillary Clinton To Star In Lesbian TeeVee Show
All Aboard the USS Dingbat!
Ha Ha, Stupid Firemen …
And On Pipe Four, a Cat Stuck in a Tree
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