Tag: bo obama

Manly Studly Non-Mom-Jeans-Wearing Vladimir Putin Is Sexy Shirtless President Of Hockey

Whoa, Vladimir Putin! We already know he’s a manly man who can tame wild animals and annex any country’s territory at the drop of a hat, unlike our own president, Kunta Kenya, who wears mom jeans and eats his...

Bo Obama Wears Bunny Ears Almost Long Enough to Distract From Michelle Obama’s New Hairstyle

Coming off a very sparkly appearance at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards last weekend (that's the one where they commemorate all their teevee stars who are now teen mothers and/or using heroin, and then Justin Bieber dumps lime green human...

IT'S JUST A LAME DOG, COME ON: Barack Obama and Joe Biden released financial disclosure forms today ("rich" and "comfortably upper middle class," respectively), and the blogs have been combing through them to find unusual or deceptive accounting cutesy...

Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow

While you were being gnawed to death by Ice Rats, the White House socialist Bo Obama Kennedy was just fooling around in the snow. Next week he'll be on the cover of The Sports Illustrated with his snowy ass...

Today’s Promised ‘Political Insight and Analysis From The Wall Street Journal’s Capital Bureau’

"A White House press official was certain—the scoop on the poop was a crock. The press office checked with the Air Force One flight crew who said Bo had not desecrated the jet. Other big news beckoned: the health-care...

NO ONE Is Winning The Nobel In Remembering Prominent Dog Birthdays

Everyone was very unkind to Bo Obama the dog, who celebrated his first birthday ever on October 9th. So Bo Obama was born last October, and then in April Ted Kennedy, not yet dead, bought the dog from a...

Rush Limbaugh’s Ladyfriend’s Adorable Puppy Obscures Important Healthcare Debate

Rush Limbaugh, grr! The other day he brought up on his radio show the oft-cited observation that your dog's penicillin costs 25 cents while your own penicillin costs 25 dollars, which sucks for you, or something to that effect,...

President Obama Loves Dogs More Than He Loves Space Monsters

Our new president has some pretty messed up priorities, hoo boy! Did you notice that during his first 100 days in office he ended the recession and shook hands with tin-pot dictators and even got himself a fancy purebred...

ZOMBIE CUR TERRORIZES WHITE HOUSE: Oh yes speaking of Michelle Obama and her adorable talk with the cute childrens yesterday: "the president and his wife lie awake at night as they listen to the febrile skritching of a maniacal...

Richard Wolffe Has Inside Scoop On Obama Image Machine

Have you every wondered how the Obama family manages to look so consistently classy and awesome while the rest of America farts around in terry cloth sweat pants, chewing on their hangnails and just resenting the hell out of...

Here Is Bo Obama, ‘America’s Shelter Dog’

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy Look, it's the mangy half-breed street cur Ted Kennedy dropped on the Obamas' doorstep the other night. He has been wormed. The Obama family showed him to the...