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The Baby Jesus is almost here, which means that soon, Michelle Obama and some unwilling schoolchildren will probably be making plates of whole grain...

Answering questions Friday from youngsters at an elementary school, Obama described going for nighttime walks with first dog Bo on the White House South...

Well, hello, Wonketteers! This will presumably be the last "Barry Can You Hear Me?" of whatever year it is, so I'd like to take...

Thanks to Jackie Kennedy being hott that one time she lived there, the White House is supposed to be a place of well-decorated holiday...

Barack Obama said "Merry Christmas" THREE times last night, at the lighting of the National Christmas Tree (we only need one?). That seems like...

Important news! According to Politico, Obama has a relative named "Bo Obama" who — no, wait, they're talking about that fucking dog. Never mind....

President Obama did celebrate his birthday last night after all! In fact, he flew to Chicago, took a helicopter that landed on SOLDIER FIELD,...

While you were being gnawed to death by Ice Rats, the White House socialist Bo Obama Kennedy was just fooling around in the snow....

Okay thanks a lot to Wonkette Operative "Phil" for sending this with the subject line, "OBAMA DOG SEX TAPE??!" This is the official Monday...

While Republican dads dump their unwanted wives and unloved children at a vacation home somewhere and then fly to Argentina on the taxpayer's dime...

Ted Kennedy's gift horse Texan Water Monster, "Bo Hussein Obama," now has his own crappy print-and-save "baseball card" from the White House, hooray for...

Those who listen to the elitist Chicago street organizer public-radio program Wait Wait ... Don't Tell Me got a special treat this weekend, as...

If all the newspapers in America disappeared tomorrow -- instead of next year, as scheduled, because of Gmail -- you would never know about...

ZOMBIE CUR TERRORIZES WHITE HOUSE: Oh yes speaking of Michelle Obama and her adorable talk with the cute childrens yesterday: "the president and his...

Ergh, Thursday was filled with grim sorrow. Here is something "cute" to, uh, make up for it all. Because it's our fault, about the...

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