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OH JOY let us all gather round our dusty ‘puter screens with our booze supplies, since the Homeland Security Department decided to half-assedly nuke America’s television sets (not that we even own one these days), so that we may together witness the Xmas miracle of a bunch of screaming devil millionaire slobs argue over how [...]
Did anyone survive the Department of Homeland Security’s gigantic failure of an attempt to beam Lady Gaga’s crappy dance music across the country and into their brains through their teevees this afternoon? Do you have any idea what we are talking about? If not, congratulations, you at least are not someone who watches daytime television. [...]
Herman Cain is a world class fool who routinely drowns in his own sentences when asked about foreign policy or health care or abortion, but hoo-boy just ask the old lout about the ladies and the illicit sexytimes and he kind of starts to sound like he knows what he’s talking about or something! Here [...]
video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player So much for all those helpfully vague harassment accusations leveled against serial sex creep sociopath Herman Cain! Here is the disturbingly graphic money quote from Sharon Bialek, a former National Restaurant Association employee who alleges she went to Cain in 1997 for help getting a new job: “He suddenly reached [...]
Poor Mark Foley. In olden times (two years ago), he was just another affable barely-closeted gay Republican, well liked by his colleagues and constituents. Then he got caught exchanging sexy instant messages with 17-year-old male pages who were pretty clearly like, “Whatever, you old creep,” and suddenly everybody thought he was terrible. Now Foley’s breed [...]
