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Sources: America’s Sweetheart Monica Lewinsky To Open Wide, Tell All
Michelle Obama: Should She Be Allowed To Go To Mexico By Herself?
Famous organic farmer Michelle Obama is off to Mexico all by herself for an Official White House Journey! What will she do “south of the border,” and doesn’t she know it’s totally unsafe these days for Americans to party Mexican-style?
Washington Post Furry Gets Blown In Back Alley
Wonkette’s Newspaper Furry operative “Dan” sends this disturbing, secret sex picture and writes: “Attached for your pleasure is a digital photograph my girlfriend captured from my balcony. It was taken at this past weekend’s ‘Fiesta DC’ Latino block-party in Mount Pleasant. The dog-thing is apparently the Washington Post’s mascot (they have one??) who was getting [...]
Sleazy Washington Post Selling ‘Access’ To CEOs, For $25,000
America’s neo-con pamphlet the Washington Post can be found festering in certain driveways from Reston to Chevy Chase, but sometimes that’s not good enough for the powerful CEO or lobbyist who wants to, say, beat the shit out of Richard Cohen in person. This is why Post publisher Katharine Weymouth is now hosting intimate sexy [...]
CNN Tells America To Swallow
The last time we noticed CNN’s daytime-teevee anchor lady, Kyra Phillips, she was just cold puttin’ down her sister-in-law or something, on an open mic, and on a toilet. Good times! Now she is telling us about the important sex festival happening tomorrow, “Sword Swallowing Day.” [YouTube/CNN]
Indiana Perv Busted for Heading Young Republicans
Ohhhh, You Didn’t Mention He Was a Big Scary Black Guy Who Scared You
Rumors On The Internets: Born For Porn
Dad-Son Porn Will Make Marines Of Us All
‘No, We Want the Nosebleed Seats’
Remainders: It Just Kinda Sucks
Bill Clinton’s Favorite Room in the White House
Ask a Hill Staffer: Ready for the Big Time
So He Accepted Bribes Accidentally?
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