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William Jefferson Clinton, aka Bill, aka Big Dawg, aka The Clenis, aka the future first man-lady of America, was born on a day that...

Heard any good jokes lately? No. No you haven't. Because it has been twenty years-ish (?) since Peewee Herman got busted bustin' in that...

A couple of weeks ago, I ended my column with a lie: "Next time:" I wrote, "What if Paul Ryan blew a dog whistle...

Since it's obvious that all honorable and well-compensated jobs have disappeared into a puff of Internet ether, never to return, it's important that every...

Famous organic farmer Michelle Obama is off to Mexico all by herself for an Official White House Journey! What will she do "south of...

Wonkette's Newspaper Furry operative "Dan" sends this disturbing, secret sex picture and writes: "Attached for your pleasure is a digital photograph my girlfriend captured...

America's neo-con pamphlet the Washington Post can be found festering in certain driveways from Reston to Chevy Chase, but sometimes that's not good enough...

The last time we noticed CNN's daytime-teevee anchor lady, Kyra Phillips, she was just cold puttin' down her sister-in-law or something, on an open...


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