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Blovember is gone and Cocktober is history, but American Family Values cannot be erased with a simple midterm election: Seattle GOP activist Larry Corrigan has been arrested and charged with trying to arrange sex with a 13-year-old girl. MORE »

Convicted genius Jack Abramoff has been meeting with the feds every day, dishing dirt on other corrupt scum on the Hill — including “six to eight seriously corrupt Democratic senators.” MORE »

* It was a whole week of amazing 2006 Midterm Election madness, starting with a “I’ll choke your wife if you choke mine” deal between Congressmen McChokey and McSmacky.
* George Allen spent about 72 hours above the pop singer Madonna, in a ranking of influential American Jews.
* Completely unsurprising election day clusterfucks.
* Voters realize at the last second that terrorism is scary, but still care more about having their money stolen and the troops in Iraq.
* GOP pollster makes predictions — half right, half wrong, but still loses job.
* We spent election night at CNN’s blog slumber party. Exciting as that sounds, all we could do was keep asking ourselves the same question over and over.
* Oh yeah, those fake predictions we made, were on the money.
* Other highlights from our insane all-night election coverage, including a dispatch from Jim Webb’s never ending victory party.
* Of course, the party did eventually end — for George Allen … Macacaship Down!
* Not 12 hours after we collapsed on our desks, Rumsfeld was out, Robert Gates was in, and the 2008 Presidential race had started.
* The goodbyes are the hardest part: Godspeed George and Conrad and Mehlman.

RNC chairman Ken Mehlman has never been accused of being heterosexual. But Bill Maher shocked Larry King on Wednesday night by mentioning what has only been rumored in Washington for years: Mehlman is (allegedly) a gay homosexual. MORE »

Here’s a nightmare scenario for various people who think they’re probably going to take the Senate: MORE »

Not like he actually wrote it or anything — we know what that looks like — but the GOP spammed America this morning with a very special message from President George W. Bush.

The plea? Please oh please don’t stay home! Sorry about how we’re all secret gay meth addicts who laugh at Jesus.

It is not exactly inspiring rhetoric, which is why it’s posted after the jump.

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Sure, it’s a bad thing to confuse & annoy the Dumb American Voter with robot phone calls and all, but if telemarketing is the final campaign scandal of the filthiest midterm meltdown in American History, we are unimpressed. MORE »

While we’re wearing guns to the polling place, the kindly Mr. Sun suggests people wear comical buttons. MORE »

Mike Jones, the guy who blew the whistle on Reverend Ted Haggard’s love of meth and gay sex, did a radio interview on Sirius today. You wanted specifics, right? MORE »

• It’s November. But hey, remember October? MORE »