Uhh… why was there a dead girl lying on the floor of a Clinton rally in West Virginia yesterday? Did an emaciated Hillary need an emergency glass of children’s blood to drink before speaking? She needs to stop doing this! But it is Hillary, and she cannot. After the jump, the pantsuit from Hell. MORE »

• Roll Call reviews newish bars. “…urban renewal of the H Street corridor…. In the bordello-themed suite, plush red velvet covers all sitting areas, and an interesting mural of cartoon blood borders the room’s ceiling.” Funny the things you don’t notice when you’re drunk. [Roll Call]
• Oh snap, another blogger fired. “I was minding my own business when the VP called me into the conference room… laid out in front of the VP were 2 huge folders, labeled “PART 1″ and “PART 2…Every blog entry I had ever written for the entire year I worked at this joint was in that folder… You could tell I worked for something that was only slightly related to Congress sometimes, but that was it.” [Unemployed Blogger]
• Is paying in cash crass? What about a $1000000 dollar bill? [DC Urban Family]
• Doogie Howser, M.D. was first blogger ever. [PR Slave DC]
• “Facebook Gets Black Eye from Facelift Backlash.” Who’s the stalker now, bitch? [Catch Up Lady]