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BEGUN THIS CLONE WAR HAS 9:35 am May 22, 2012

Socialists Trying To Prevent Job Creator From Selling Reagan’s Blood

Let us tell you an instructive moral fable: Once upon a time there was a President, America’s Greatest, who was so Great that even though a crazy person shot him, and he bled profusely, he did not die, but went to stay president for years and years and years and fix all of our problems. [...]

CAPITOL HILL BLOODMOBILE 9:09 am June 21, 2010

Why Is This Congressman Twittering Scary Bloody-Nose Pictures?

by Lauri Apple

When you’re driving down the street and blood starts pouring from your nose, how do you usually react? Do you say “Whoah!,” reach for the nearest tissue, and pull off to the roadside until the bleeding stops? Or do you suddenly feel euphoric, stop paying attention to the road altogether, and stare at your passenger [...]

WAIT WHY A BRIDGE? 12:01 pm June 8, 2010

Bart Stupak Declines To Participate In Avante-Garde Art Project

by Josh Fruhlinger

Oh, hey, health care reform, remember that? Remember pro-life Democrat Bart Stupak, who only voted for the House version of the bill after he got an amendement added banning federal funding for abortions (which was already banned), and then refused to vote for the final version until the president issued an executive order banning federal [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS 1:30 pm April 12, 2010

Rapey Priests Don’t Like Touching Children Who Take Raid® Baths Before Church

by Riley Waggaman

Support Pam Gorman for Congress because she bled for you and woah, if you act like you don’t care that someone just bled all over the place so that you could have freedom, well, that’s just bad juju right there. [RedState] Oh no, K-Lo will not be finger-banging NRO donors today! Bad juju indeed. [The [...]

HILLARY CLINTON 2:38 pm May 14, 2008