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Now For A Collection of Insults Hurled At Fan Of Same-Sex Marriage Obama

After a man went on television for a very low-profile announcement that he is now back to feeling about gay marriage the way he felt in the fun 90s, the world erupted in praise … and backhanded praise and faint praise and no praise AT ALL! You are surprised, we know. Jim Daly, the boss of some Christian society called CitizenLink, decided to put up this lovely picture of two blonde straight people marrying on his blog, Finding Home, a blog for those of all sexual persuasions who forget where they live after a night of drinking at a strip club. Elsewhere, the Log Cabin Republicans implied that if Obama was a real leader of America, he would be looking at his calendar and seeing that North Carolina just banned same-sex marriage the very day he decided he now supports same-sex marriage (again), and how rude of him to distract people from this step backwards with his two-or-so steps forward. Somewhere in a desert, probably completely unaware of Obama’s special time, Romney declared that same-sex marriage is not an “issue of significance.” Plus, Rick Santorum needs cash. Read more on Now For A Collection of Insults Hurled At Fan Of Same-Sex Marriage Obama…
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Meghan McCain Ignored by Hollywood Paparazzi

Oh look, it’s John McCain’s daughter, Meghan McCain, and a performer from the teevee called Heidi Montag who is George W. Bush’s only supporter in America. But why doesn’t Meghan have any money? And why was she so terribly humiliated? Read more on Meghan McCain Ignored by Hollywood Paparazzi…
 

Metro Section: Martha Dumptruck

* Montgomery County Teenage Suicide. Don’t do it. [WTOP] * Traffic circles actually reduce the number of accidents, including bike and pedestrian accidents. [Rethink College Park] * Smithsonian American Art Museum lighting designer writes about how he lit the Joseph Cornell Retrospective. [Eye Level] * Women in DC becoming blonder, more attractive. [Radical Flower] * Miracle Fruit is “like some weird new experiment from Willy Wonka’s factory, only Willy Wonka is some shady horticulturist from Fort Lauderdale known to the world only through his cryptic messages on obscure gardening blogs.” [Eat Foo] Read more on Metro Section: Martha Dumptruck…
 

Maliki To Be Tragically Killed By ‘Insurgents’ Next Week

Speaking of Cheney, unloved Iraq puppet leader Nuri al-Maliki is expected to be “assassinated by Al Qaeda” in the very near future after saying he doesn’t want Washington starting a war with Iran in Iraq. This comes after the startling (bullshit) revelation that the outrageous attack on a U.S. base in Iraq last week that was originally completely covered up by the U.S. military has suddenly become an obvious Iranian action as the attackers were blond, spoke English, wore U.S. military uniforms and drove U.S. military vehicles. Read more on Maliki To Be Tragically Killed By ‘Insurgents’ Next Week…