Oh look, it’s John McCain’s daughter, Meghan McCain, and a performer from the teevee called Heidi Montag who is George W. Bush’s only supporter in America. But why doesn’t Meghan have any money? And why was she so terribly humiliated? MORE »

* Montgomery County Teenage Suicide. Don’t do it. [WTOP]
* Traffic circles actually reduce the number of accidents, including bike and pedestrian accidents. [Rethink College Park]
* Smithsonian American Art Museum lighting designer writes about how he lit the Joseph Cornell Retrospective. [Eye Level]
* Women in DC becoming blonder, more attractive. [Radical Flower]
* Miracle Fruit is “like some weird new experiment from Willy Wonka’s factory, only Willy Wonka is some shady horticulturist from Fort Lauderdale known to the world only through his cryptic messages on obscure gardening blogs.” [Eat Foo]

Speaking of Cheney, unloved Iraq puppet leader Nuri al-Maliki is expected to be “assassinated by Al Qaeda” in the very near future after saying he doesn’t want Washington starting a war with Iran in Iraq. This comes after the startling (bullshit) revelation that the outrageous attack on a U.S. base in Iraq last week that was originally completely covered up by the U.S. military has suddenly become an obvious Iranian action as the attackers were blond, spoke English, wore U.S. military uniforms and drove U.S. military vehicles. MORE »