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Utah Language School Fires Blogger For Promoting Homophone Agenda

No matter how much we wish this was a case of a paper overselling its headline, it is absolutely true: A social-media specialist for a private language school in Provo, Utah, has been fired because he wrote a blog...

Dumbest Birther Claim Yet? Hawaii Health Director Couldn’t Fit In Own Casket, Says Birther, Proving…????

Yr Wonkette would just like to call on the conspiracy theorists of the world, especially the Birthers, to work a little bit on their communication skills. Case in point: this blog thing claiming that something is definitely wrong with...

Internet Seeks ‘Off Switch’ For Joe Lieberman

Fearmongering terror toad Joe Lieberman is the worst person in the Senate -- not because he's the dumbest, or the most personally repulsive, but because he has spent the past decade using his supposed "credibility" as a Democrat senator...

FBI Raids Computers of Koch-Monster Scott Walker’s Henchwoman

Another of Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's propagandists on the public payroll had her home and computers raided by the FBI and state police, on Wednesday. The "former top aide," Cynthia A. Archer, is currently on "paid sick leave" but...

Rick Sanchez Hires Publicist To Promote Rick Sanchez Post On HuffPo

One day you're bringing home six figures from CNN, the next day you're unemployed and apologizing to the fucking Jews and trying to figure out how to get paid from Twitter. That is the complete Wikipedia entry for Rick...

Canada Urging HuffPo Bloggers To Revolt, Like In Egypt

There is literally nothing more important on Earth than America Online's purchase of Arianna Huffington's celebriporn blog. Nothing. This is why Canadian agents provocateurs are leaving comments on the NYT calling for insurrection. Insurrection! This particular Canadian (we hide...

Gay-Stalking Michigan Asst. AG Takes Leave of Absence, Finally

Michigan Assistant Attorney General Andrew Shirvell's campaign to stop University of Michigan students from having a student body president WHO IS GAY is apparently over, and now he has taken a leave of absence from his job. That's too...

Unknown Hero In Saxby Chambliss’ Office Pens ‘Faggots’ Comment On Blog

In all the revelry over yesterday's successful filibuster against overturning Don't Ask, Don't Tell, somebody in Saxby Chambliss' Atlanta office was on the gay politics blog Joe.My.God. and came up with a unique solution to the question of gays...

Where Is Your Sippy Cup Solidarity, America?

Here is today's obligatory "No Muslim Churches at Ground Zero" thing. It brings up a lot of great points (i.e. 9/11) so make sure you read it in its entirety. Governor Paterson vetoed important sippy cup legislation. What...

Guy On Internet Will Destroy the Census With FOIA Bombs

"Savvy Young Political Journalist" Stephen Robert Morse, who runs the news organization MyTwoCensus.com with Ben Franklin, is only trying to expose all of the crimes being committed by America’s people-counter gulag, the Census Bureau. Doing this important work requires...

Keith Olbermann So Sick of Daily Kos Commenters

MSNBC host Keith Olbermann is sick and tired of you libtards complaining about him on the DailyKos. So that's it, no more Keith Olbermann blog posts on the Daily Kos ... unless you people start behaving. You don't have...

How Did Senate’s Vote Against Oil-Lover Murkowski’s Bill Actually Murder America’s Troops?

The Senate defeated the Dirty Energy Industry's sleazy attempt to prevent any kind of enforcement of gross carbon emissions, hooray, the ads on Wonkette worked! The AP had a pretty good single-sentence summary of what happened: "The defeated resolution...

Gores Faked Their Marriage So Hard, Says This One Website

Did you really believe that Al and Tipper Gore were full-on IN LURVE during those 40 long years of marital blissin' and kissin'? Well boy howdy, they sure got one over on you, says a new investigative opinion piece...

Oil Explosion To Destroy Earth Before Global Warming Has A Chance

So you've probably been thinking throughout this whole gulf-destroying oil spill business: Isn't there, like, some kind of meddling bureaucratic government agency that's supposed to make whiny liberal complaints about potential environmental apocalypse when someone asks to set up...

Wingnuts Furious Because … Michelle Malkin Sold Her Blog and Now It Loves Gay People

Everyone remembers exactly where they were, what they were doing and which socks they were wearing (on their hands) when Michelle Malkin sold her blog "Hot Air" to some other person or group, a while ago. But now the...

Obama To Democrats: Turn Off The Blogs

It's even more fun when he yells at the Senate, and its Democrats! We're sure Fox showed all of this one. However: no one is allowed to watch Fox anymore! Or CNN, or MSNBC. (Ha ha thank god he...