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Posts Tagged ‘blogging’

The Most Important Event For Bloggers Everywhere

Monday, August 25th, 2008

Here is why we missed Ted Kennedy: after entering the Pepsi Center, it takes eight or nine hours to figure out where you are supposed to park your ass and start typing. Also, we were getting chicken fingers. How was Teddy anyway? People were clapping, the sounds suggested. Here is probably where we were supposed to go, on the bottom dungeon floor next to a room full of live rats: “The Blogger Lounge.” Doesn’t it look so opposite-fancy? Blogging, it seems, has arrived.


John McCain Hates ‘The Bloggers’

Monday, July 7th, 2008

Here is John McCain lamenting the Information Age in typical hilarious old-man fashion. First there are “the cables,” and then talk radio, and of course bloggers, whom he hates. Finally, something we can all agree on. [YouTube via BuzzFeed]


If Hitler Won WWII, You’d Be Blogging In German About Iraq

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Take my wife, please, and Heil Hitler!
So the AP is doing this big feature on our Five Glorious Years of War In Iraq, and the story will be called, obviously, “Five Years In Iraq: The Blogger War.” And it is illustrated with, of course, a file photo of this Broadway theater during the thrilling run of the musical celebration Hitler’s Children, featuring the legendary blogger Xavier Cugat and, necessarily, the comedic stylings of Henny Youngman. The question is, Who do we need to go back in time and kill in order to prevent all of this from happening? MORE »


Sentimental Hygiene

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

* HOLY SHIT IT’S A GIANT ASPARAGUS. [Prince of Petworth]
* “It’s inhuman and morally outrageous, yes. But man, that’s a pretty good idea for an online contest. If you could just tone down the evil you might really have something there.” [The DCeiver]
* Water, water everywhere, except in Adams Morgan. [why.i.hate.dc]
* “Um, what?” [DCist]
* Bitch, please. [Eavesdrop DC]


NWA Court Is In Full Effect

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

* Terrorists strike at Farragut North — millions killed, delayed. [why.i.hate.dc]
* “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.” [Arjewtino]
* Reading is FUNdamental. [DCist]
* “So, like fat people could create their own nation?” [Eavesdrop DC]
* Fuck the police. [Metroblogging DC]


Metro Section: Falling Apart

Monday, January 29th, 2007

* Change everything: “Rock and Roll Hotel is currently hiring potential security and door staff. If you think you’ve got what it takes to be apart of professional team in fast environment, please email.” [R&R]
* Six murders over the weekend. [Metroblogging DC]
* Pay $175 for someone older than your mother to explain the blogging. [Vegetables for Breakfast]
* “If you don’t make out with a girl when you first meet her, you failed.” [Roosh V]
* Gareth and his stapler are real. [TC the Terrible]


Good, Because We’re Sick Of This Shit

Friday, October 6th, 2006

OMG it's a computer ... and a chick ... WTF? - WonketteWashington Post editor Len Downie told some nerds today that “Everyone in our newsroom wants to be a blogger.” MORE »


Metro Section: Mouths Wide Shut

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

* Cool topic, NOW TELL US WHERE RIGHT NOW! [Circle V] MORE »


Friday Fun With Headlines and Blogger Jargon

Friday, April 21st, 2006

los%20angeles%20times%20yanks%20columnist%27s%20blog%202.JPGThey did that while fisking him. Then they blogrolled him onto his stomach, and pinged him so hard, he couldn’t walk right for a week… MORE »


Wonkette Mailbag: OMG BESTEST READER EMAIL EVER

Monday, April 17th, 2006

mailbox.jpgWe get a lot of reader email around here, and we try our best to read each message (and to respond when necessary). Given the sheer volume of correspondence we receive, there were many candidates to choose from; but this message must win for “best email we’ve received in a long, long time.” MORE »


Stanley Fish Has A Blog?

Friday, April 14th, 2006

stanley%20fish%20professor%20blogger.jpg(Wow, this “blogging” thing has really jumped the shark — just as the expession “jumped the shark” has jumped the shark. As has the gimmick of excessive meta-ness. Forget Rumsfeld, we’re going to submit our resignations now…) MORE »


Metro Section: After the Bars Turn out Their Lights

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

* Ain’t no party like a massive media conglomerate party! [Fishbowl DC] MORE »


Remainders: Blogospheric Navel-Gazing, and Tom DeLay

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

* Hmm, interesting. Here are two more tips: craft your subject heading carefully, since we don’t have time to open and read every email; and linkwhore sparingly, so you don’t develop a reputation for being “the blogger who cried ‘great post.’” And if your email to us vanishes into the ether, it’s because your name isn’t Glenn Reynolds, Arianna Huffington, or Andrew Sullivan it got caught in our spam filter. [Bad Example] MORE »


Metro Section: Franklin Foer Doesn’t Want Your Panties

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006
  • Today The Week announced the slate of nominees for their third annual Opinion Awards. Let’s have an eating contest between Arianna Huffington and Michelle Malkin for Blogger of the Year. [FishBowlDC]

  • Franklin Foer’s pet peeves: outsiders ranking on D.C., and projectile panties. [DCist]
  • Kelly Ann Collins, formerly of Washington Socialites, has returned to the blogosphere (again). [Ask KAC via Big Head Rob]