Michael Chertoff may be busy running the single most inept and frustrating department in an administration with some stiff fucking competition (and looking like Skeletor) but he still finds time to
BLOG, helping his standings in the running for single worst douchebag still in the cabinet. What’s he blogging about?
9/11 of course! It seems that some people have
FORGOTTEN about 9/11. Not Mike, obv, but 9/11 might be “fading” for
some people (not naming any names!) (ok fine some names: Rosie
O’Donnell and Michael Moore) (both of whom are so, so fat). Oh, also, it’s called his “Leadership Journal.” Such a douche. Here is a quote from his journal:
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Christ, the Pennsylvania primary isn't until April 22 and at its current rate, the Internet will have long since committed suicide, over and over and over again. Over the last week, many bloggers have gotten so bored with the lack of actual news that they have become werewolves. Specifically, the level of violent rage directed at Hillary Clinton has reached that of Osama bin Laden in late 2001. Do not be surprised to see some of the bloggers below resort to self-immolation the next time Hillary Clinton says something on a radio show.
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Entire “war on terror” actually consists of a few dozen wingnut bloggers of the Christian & Mahometan persuasions threatening each other over the internets. [
Seven long years after the blog craze began, otherwise-useless bloggers have finally had an effect on an election: They’ve kept shiny-haired squeaky-voiced oddity Sanjaya Malakar on the hit karaoke show American Idol, despite his inability to carry a tune.