Tag: bloggers

Oh, it's this asshole again

Evil Dumb Maine Gov. Paul LePage Would Love To See Heads Roll In Public Square

Maine's functionally illiterate idiot Gov. Paul LePage flapped his face hole again, and that never works out well for him. Earlier this month, he was sorry not sorry OK maybe a little sorry but not really for saying "guys by the name D-Money, Smoothie,...

Racist Idiot Maine Gov. Paul LePage: I’m Not Sorry ‘My Brain Didn’t Catch Up To My Mouth’

OK, everybody, shut it down. There's no reason to poutrage over Maine Gov. Paul LePage's claim on Thursday that "guys by the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty" are invading sweet lil' old Maine, from the Big City of Connecticut, to...
Maybe the not so S-M-R-T one

The Way Jeb Bush Is F*cking Up, You’d Think He Was Already Running For President

Jeb Bush -- who has got to be tired by now of being laughingly referred to as "the smart one," but screw him, let's never stop doing that, he IS supposed to be the smart one, isn't he? -- has had...

Your Wonkette Is At The Big Liberal Blog Conference, Taking Pictures And Such

Ugh, they spelled the name of this blog wrong again! It's spelled "Guardian." Anyway, your Wonkette is here at the 2012 Netroots Nation conference in little-who-cares-whatever state Rhode Island, to watch liberals "pop off" about the issues of the...

What Conservative Blogger People Totally Sold Out To Mitt Romney Yesterday?

Mitt Romney is a fraud and a liberal and they would never like him, the conservative Internettery told us for years. Who goes to closed-door suck-offs with politicians, anyway? But yesterday, they all met up to hug each other...

Wingnut Michael ‘Savage’ Weiner: Breitbart Was Assassinated

Second-rate AM radio jackass Michael "Savage" Weiner has an important insight regarding the collapse and death of blogger Andrew Breitbart on a sidewalk Wednesday night: It was maybe an assassination! After all, Breitbart liked to go around claiming he...

Andrew Breitbart Drops Dead

American blog owner Andrew Breitbart is dead. He was 43 years old, and reportedly died of "natural causes" in Los Angeles early this morning. We knew Breitbart -- "we," meaning many of us who have written for Wonkette, including...

K-Lo’s Wingnut Blog, ‘National Review Online,’ Tells Newt Gingrich To Quit

Wingnut Catholic slash-fiction blog National Review Online insisted, at 4 a.m. today (!), that fake Catholic convert Newt Gingrich quit losing the GOP primary and instead let authentic Catholic wingnut Rick Santorum continue losing against Mormon liberal Mitt Romney....

Erick Erickson Asks Herman Cain If He Tried Turning It On and Off

Now that the puddle of human goo that used to be Rick Perry has finally been covered over with cedar shavings and left to dry overnight, perhaps we should refocus on polishing the rest of the turds who for...

Huge Media Organization CNN Brags About Busting Minor Ohio Blogger

CNN sets it up: "Anthony Fossaceca, a blogger for OhioDaily.com, lambasted Kasich's closing statement in Tuesday's Ohio Governor debate as 'the lamest, most cliche closing in debate history.'" And this blogger said it seemed like John Kasich made an...

Al Gore Academy Built On Toxic Waste Dump, Wingnuts Celebrate 9/11 Early

Have you registered for classes yet at the Carson-Gore Academy of Environmental Sciences, the brand new Los Angeles school named in honor of Al Gore's pet polar bear, Carson? Well if you haven't, DON'T! Turns out Al Gore's Internet...

Shirley Sherrod Vows To Help Liberal Bloggers By Suing Breitbart

In these rancid sweltering days of summer when smart people are at their beach houses and only the poor and the dumb continue to "show up for work," media professionals understand that there's basically no news, and no audience...

Nikki Haley Will Get Lucky With All Other S.C. Republicans, Too

Despite detailed accusations that she's having anti-Republican sexytime with half the Republican staffers and bloggers in South Carolina, Nikki Haley still has a 20-point lead in the polls and should sorta win the GOP primary tomorrow to eventually become...

Another South Carolina Republican Dude Claims He Banged Nikki Haley

Nikki Haley hopes to be the new Mark Sanford of South Carolina, and various fellow Republicans are doing everything they can to make sure the "Palmetto State" continues to be known as the GOP's hourly motel of sexy/immoral extra-marital...

South Carolina Blogger Claiming Affair Won’t Stop Bragging About How He Had Sex

And this is why politicians shouldn't have ALLEGED affairs with fucking political bloggers: they *will* act like children in the aftermath. (That, and most are ugly, too.) Will Folks, the South Carolina Republican blogger who claimed yesterday to have...

RUMOR: Political Blogger Had Sex With Lady?

Now this is strange: "A political blogger is claiming he had an 'inappropriate physical relationship' with Republican gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley," of South Carolina. How can this possibly be true? South Carolina Republican political bloggers are wayyyyy too busy...