Tag: blizzard

Chris Christie Tells Himself To Sit Down And Shut Up

Remember when New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was going to bully his way to the White House with his stellar platform, "It's time to start offending people"? Boy did that get shut down faster than you can say "George...

Chris Christie Won’t Let Stupid Storm Victims Interrupt Critical Out Of State Schmoozing

Chris Christie took a moment from his busy campaign schedule to pretend he gave a damn about the ginormous snowstorm that hit the East Coast over the weekend. He left New Hampshire for a whole three days, almost, to...

More Stories of Terrible Restaurant Customers, Part 2

Welcome back to Off The Menu, where we bring you the best and strangest food stories from my email inbox. This week, we have week two of some of the worst human beings to ever slip into a restaurant...
His weather is just fine, thanks

Rush Limbaugh: Big Government Nanny State Controlling You Through Weather Warnings

While conservatives usually love a good snowstorm because it proves global warming is a hoax and Al Gore is fat, truth-seeking climatologist Rush Limbaugh is too smart to buy into the lies of such lefty media outlets as AccuWeather...
'I can't feel my hands'

Morning Maddow: Snowmageddonghazigate Hits New York, Impeach … Someone

Monday's Rachel Maddow Show was of course all Snowmageddonghazigate, and they started the hour with Rachel freezing outside at Rockefeller Center. Happily, unlike Chris Hayes, who had to do his whole show outside, Rachel has enough star power to...
Spoiler alert: The dog survives

Goodbye, Northeast United States, Can We Have Your Stuff?

Hey there, Eastern Seaboard Wonkers, we hear that you're in for a bit of weather. Andrea Mitchell is doing her show in front of a weather radar map, CNN Money is already predicting "Winners and Losers" from the possibly...

Massive U.S. Power Outages To Get Much Worse, More Frequent

Oh, sad face again: Millions are still without power in the U.S. Northeast, for about the fifth time this year. Whether caused by hurricanes, October blizzards, tornadoes, earthquakes or mysteriously unknown reasons, the East Coast has been slammed by...

Bo Obama Is Just Cold Humping the Snow

While you were being gnawed to death by Ice Rats, the White House socialist Bo Obama Kennedy was just fooling around in the snow. Next week he'll be on the cover of The Sports Illustrated with his snowy ass...

Everybody’s Happy About Senate’s 60-Vote Health Care Squeaker!

Ha ha, those old people had to stay at work until 1 a.m. this morning after being stuck in the smelly old Senate for the entire snowbound weekend, and now Health Care Reform is just another three 60-vote procedural...

Weather: Scary!