Tag: blingees

Alvin Greene Goes Golfing With Golf Club, PRESIDENTIALLY

If you guys ever want to hang out with Alvin Greene, just call him up. He'll do it. He's no snooty Confucian. Greene said Sunday's game was an opportunity to bring attention to promoting tourism, one of his campaign...

Carl Levin Hit By Muslin Pie

Sen. Carl Levin was holding a question-and-answer session in Big Rapids, Michigan today when an anti-war protester hit him with a pie. We've been scouring the Internet for a photo of this funny turning point in the history of...

World Ending, Michelle Obama Rocks the Costa del Sol

What the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks is going on? Your editor just returned from a frantic/miserable week of "summer vacation," with nothing but occasional glances at the USA Today to remind him of this American Politics/Collapse thing -- did you know America...

Democracy Is Going To Die Tonight, But Your Wonkette Will Be There At the Deathbed To Hold Your Hand

Primary elections for both Democrats and Republicans tonight are said to be "crowded," just like a hott nightclub, with lots of candidates to make us all sweaty. And luckily, your Wonkette will liveblog the whole affair so you can...

Sarah Palin’s Next Book Cover REVEALED

IMPORTANT NEWS: Yes, the cover of Sarah Palin's next book has been revealed, and TeamSarah.org is positively agog. Asks "Tainler," "Does anyone think this is another step towards a presidential run?" Yes, yes we do. How many American flags...

Lindsey Graham Finally Hanged, Beaten In Effigy In South Carolina

Last week, a "nationally-known pro-life supporter from Washington, D.C.," Randall Terry, came to Greenville, South Carolina and hanged and beat up effigies of Sen. Lindsey Graham. There is a precious photo gallery of this historical event of lolz, which...

Tom Vilsack Fires Shirley Sherrod As the Summer of Firings Over Nothing Continues

<img src="http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/654005553_1946534.gif" class="right" width="250" alt="We <3 you Shirley! Keep being a great person!" title="We Yesteday, we linked to a dumb attempt by human poop-leech Andrew Breitbart to paint the NAACP as racist hypocrites. Wow, that certainly was silly! Everyone...

Lame Iowa Teabaggers Get Scared, Take Down Cool Hitler Billboard

Yesterday it was reported the North Iowa Tea Party pooled their Camel Cash together so they could let all of Mason City know that Obama is a socialist a la Hitler. But after all the libtard and British blogs...

Former Nixon CREEP And Baseball-Player Buyer George Steinbrenner Dies of Dick Cheney’s Disease

New York Yankees owner Geroge Steinbrenner keeled over and died of a heart attack this morning to the amusement of baseball fans everywhere. He was 80 in terms of human-years and is best remembered for breaking the hearts of...

BREAKING NEWS: Best Friends Obama and Medvedev Hang Out At The Max

After teasing you with a photo of Obama and a post about Medvedev's Twitter account, it's time we finally acknowledge the BIG POLITICS NEWS of the day: President Obama took Russian President Medvedev to Ray's Hell Burger in Arlington...

Happy Memorial Day To Sarah Palin And The Troops! (Same Thing)

Hooray, it's... an ugly Blingee! It depicts America's Fence, keepin' those perverts away from America's Piper Palin, except for the ones that can moondance through the large, large gap. Happy Memorial Day weekend to the troops, as well as...

A Children’s Treasury Of Terrifying Photos About Health Care!

Did you know that your precious Death Panel legislation includes a mandate to resurrect the corpse of Karl Marx thrice yearly, or else face a maximum penalty of one percent of your income plus ten minutes in a dark...

Hey 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, & 2009: Screw All Of You

Official Wonkette Cat "Leo" says, "Well, 2006 had its moments." ???. Leo is retarded. Merry Christmas from your Wonkette, dear readers!

Sonia-Maria Sotomayor: First Mexican Buddhist In Supreme Court History!

The Senate voted YES PLZ for Sonia Sotomayor today, 68 to 31, and now abortion is legal all over again! Congratulations Miss Lady, "give 'em hell" out there, as a judge, of the Law. Meanwhile, nine Republicans voted for...

Your 2009 BlinGeeTwenty Sexytime Winners’ Costume Parade

Wonkette commenter Atheist Nun wins this massive Blingee contest with relative ease for the strong theme, the well-placed "masks," and most importantly for recognizing that every single post by your editors on this website is, on some level, an...

Liveblogging Nancy Pelosi And Joe Biden And Their Friend And Maybe Bobby Jindal

The best part of this speech (parts one, two, and three) was definitely when Obama started making jokes about Joe Biden, which is how he "deals" with Joe Biden. ("I have no idea who this insane Delaware hustler is,...