What does this have to do with politics? Everything. “All of my blog posts are political blog posts,” Bob Dylan once said, and this is true. All of the WSJ’s punny wordsmithery is political punny wordsmithery: “Hip-hop luminaries with the cash to keep it real are appalled. Bling aficionados fret that the art of ‘ice’ is being watered down.” NOOOOO! [WSJ]

Here at Wonkette, we’re a bunch of HRC groupies, with a weakness for all things Hillary. So please send us your tips; no tidbit is too small.

You may not think that spotting Hillary in a black pantsuit in the Russell Building is a big deal — but we sure do! It’s Hillary’s world, and we’re just living in it.

This morning, we were delighted to receive this reader email:

Did you check out the NYT article about Senator Clinton changing the location of her February 21 fundraising event? It would seem that Pacha has a reputation for rowdiness, so she’s relocating to — CROBAR!

Who’s her event organizer? John Cameron Mitchell? Amanda Lepore?

Update: For the record, Crobar has hosted numerous political events in the past, including prior HRC events — and even parties for Republicans!

And here’s the Times article’s provocative lede:

Bikini-clad dancers discoing inside glass-walled showers. Beautiful people carousing on the dance floors and canoodling in the V.V.I.P. room. Murmurs about drugs and sex in other rooms. Sounds like the perfect place for a Hillary Rodham Clinton fund-raiser, huh?

Speaking only for ourselves, we’ll pass on the chance to see Ann Lewis getting her groove on in a thong. But if she’s joined on the dance floor by Senator Clinton — who, haven’t you heard, might be a lesbian!!! — then we are so there.

More Hillary news after the jump.

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