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Posts Tagged ‘blind’

Latest New York Governor Has Affairs, Too!

Monday, March 17th, 2008

So THAT'S why she looks at him that way.The new guy, the blind New York governor who isn’t even the nation’s first blind governor, he has also had sex affairs with ladies who were not his wife — or at least he thinks he had such affairs. Maybe it was just his wife after all. He’s blind, remember? Moments after being sworn in after the other adulterer had to quit, latest-Governor David Paterson told the NY Daily News that he likes sleeping around, too! Oh, and it gets better, because his wife also has affairs. Shocking additional revelations will be posted in just a few minutes. [NY Daily News]


Nation Mourns: David Paterson Isn’t First Blind Governor After All

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Whatever, fraud.What Canadians call “L’affaire Spitzer” had one very happy patriotic outcome, in that America finally put its racism and misogyny behind it just long enough to say, “Yes We Can have a blind governor, in New York, as long as he isn’t democratically elected or anything.” And just like that, we had a blind governor, David Paterson. But what if the whole thing was a terrible fraud? MORE »