Wake up bright and early tomorrow, kids! The Paultard Blimp will float Blimptardedly from Elizabeth City, NJ to Washington tomorrow, when it plans to bomb the Federal Reserve into non-existence. We’re glad our publicity could help make this dream of misguided spending into a reality. After the jump, a video of the Mother Ship 1 getting aired up for takeoff. MORE »

Oh and it’s a good’un. Listen to a country music original while watching some Blimptards parade through Aiken, SC this weekend. Apparently the guy who sings for Ford pick-up truck commercials also does blimps. You heard it here first. [YouTube]