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Bill Clinton Will Attend Blanche Lincoln’s Agriculture Committee Rave

Black person from Harlem Bill Clinton is headin' to Arkansas, for some sort of pagan harvest dance in celebration of Blanche Lincoln losing her virginity or something: Former President Bill Clinton, who strongly supported Senator Blanche Lincoln in her primary...

American Serfs To Get Shirty With British Plutocrat

In England, the noble class rules by absolute whim, protected by the superstitious belief that, if an ordinary man or woman looks anyone who owns more than £5 worth of land directly in the eyes, that person will burst...

AFSCME, the F@$&!n Union That Works For You, Not Ever Working For Blanche Lincoln

Are those labor union bosses feeling any buyer's remorse for "flushing $10 million" against Blanche Lincoln, who won anyway? The Politico quotes AFSCME leader Gerald McEntee sounding exactly like this vulgar, beloved AFSCME commercial's narrator, which means .... the...

Liveblogging the Razorback Blanche Lincoln-Palmetto Nikki Haley Memorial Pig Race

Is it already night-time in the Arkansas-Iowa-Utah portion of Real America? Yes! And thanks to Wonkette veteran Princess Sparkle Pony for posting this blingee he made for Blanche Lincoln, who is now LOSING, with 60% of the vote counted....

Liveblogging the National Dirty Dozen, Eastern Seaboard Style

What is happening tonight?! As usual, nobody knows anything because the polls have just closed on the East Coast and we are many hours away from polls closing on the West Coast and who knows what's happening in...

Blanche Lincoln’s Top Ten Sexy Senate Secrets

Who is Blanche Lincoln? That's the question the editors of the U.S. News & World Report website are asking on this post-MTV awards day, and we can't help wonder, too: Who is Blanche Lincoln? Who is she, and what...

Someone Left My Aged Party-Switching Senator Out In The Rain

As a stunned America begins to prepare itself for an Arlen Specter-free future, we all must ask ourselves: What killed Arlen Specter? Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell knows! "'The rain killed Arlen,' Mr. Rendell said dejectedly. 'Whatever chance he had...

BLANCHE LINCOLN MUST SUFFER HUMILIATING RUNOFF: With 43% of the precincts reporting, it seems Senator Blanche Lincoln will continue having difficulty voting, as she will have to do a run-off against Lieutenant Governor Bill Halter, because right now it's...

Blanche Lincoln Sucks At Voting

It is a big day for Sen. Blanche Lincoln, who will soon learn whether she'll win the Democratic nomination tonight or in a run-off some weeks down the road. Her job as candidate today was fairly straight forward: go...

THESE DEMOCRATS ARE SLICK! So the only reason that Blanche Lincoln's very strong (some/all would say strong to the point of making the situation worse!) derivatives language is still in the financial regulatory bill is to trick lefties into...

Blanche Lincoln Will Not Cave In To You Liberal Blogger Children

A massive Battle for the Ages is quickly developing in the Arkansas democratic primary for Senate, where Serious Centrist Blanche Lincoln now has a legitimate primary challenger in Lt. Gov. Bill Halter. Halter is getting billions, if not millions,...

Feast Your Eyes On This Senate Candidate’s Totally Bangin’ Wheels

Check out this crusty old bit of sex-on-wheels, sent from a Wonkette Arkansas operative: "Here is a photo, from today, of Arkansas State Senator Kim Hendren's car parked in his reserved slot at the state capitol. He is the...

Those Two Gals Will Let Health Care Reach A Debate

Democratic Sens. Blanche Lincoln and Mary Landrieu finally called their own bluff and announced at the last minute that they would, controversially, vote to allow the Senate to debate a piece of legislation it has spent most of this...

Oh Come On Blanche Lincoln, You Are Not Winning Anything

A new poll from Zogby (grain of salt!) shows Arkansas Democratic Sen. Blanche Lincoln slightly ahead of her possible 2010 opponents for the moment, but when people are asked how they would vote if Blanche Lincoln voted for health...

Marco Rubio Downloads Sarah Palin’s Brain Torrent, And The RNC Goes Green

In an effort to reduce its carbon footprint, the REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE has pledged to recycle smear campaigns and political spin! Yes, MICHAEL STEELE has finally done it! He's bringing back all your favorites: "flip-flopper" ... WILLIE HORTON ......