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  parties you should miss

Bill Clinton Will Attend Blanche Lincoln’s Agriculture Committee Rave

Black person from Harlem Bill Clinton is headin’ to Arkansas, for some sort of pagan harvest dance in celebration of Blanche Lincoln losing her virginity or something: Former President Bill Clinton, who strongly supported Senator Blanche Lincoln in her primary battle this year, is heading back to Arkansas next week to stump for her. Read more on Bill Clinton Will Attend Blanche Lincoln’s Agriculture Committee Rave…
  it's morning in america

American Serfs To Get Shirty With British Plutocrat

In England, the noble class rules by absolute whim, protected by the superstitious belief that, if an ordinary man or woman looks anyone who owns more than £5 worth of land directly in the eyes, that person will burst into flame, punished by a Tory God for his or her impertinence. Therefore “Lamar McKay,” the head of BP’s US operation (and probably an American, we guess, but almost certainly Britishified) will not be emotionally prepared for all the mean, angry questions that Congresspeople are going to ask him, because asking someone from BP mean, angry questions is pretty much a guarantee of good press right now. Read more on American Serfs To Get Shirty With British Plutocrat… Read more on American Serfs To Get Shirty With British Plutocrat…
  stereotypes

AFSCME, the F@$&!n Union That Works For You, Not Ever Working For Blanche Lincoln

Are those labor union bosses feeling any buyer’s remorse for “flushing $10 million” against Blanche Lincoln, who won anyway? The Politico quotes AFSCME leader Gerald McEntee sounding exactly like this vulgar, beloved AFSCME commercial’s narrator, which means …. the unions are really pissed at Bill Clinton. Read more on AFSCME, the F@$&!n Union That Works For You, Not Ever Working For Blanche Lincoln…
  2010 semi-super tuesday

Liveblogging the Razorback Blanche Lincoln-Palmetto Nikki Haley Memorial Pig Race

Is it already night-time in the Arkansas-Iowa-Utah portion of Real America? Yes! And thanks to Wonkette veteran Princess Sparkle Pony for posting this blingee he made for Blanche Lincoln, who is now LOSING, with 60% of the vote counted. She’s only got 49%, and that’s apparently “less than 50%” and that means let’s start the next round of our (Some of) America votes (June) 2010 Liveblogging! ALSO: Nikki Haley has to have a runoff, which means so many sexy stories about Nikki Haley’s boy-toys. Read more on Liveblogging the Razorback Blanche Lincoln-Palmetto Nikki Haley Memorial Pig Race…
  america's saddest primary

Liveblogging the National Dirty Dozen, Eastern Seaboard Style

What is happening tonight?! As usual, nobody knows anything because the polls have just closed on the East Coast and we are many hours away from polls closing on the West Coast and who knows what’s happening in Arkansas? (We actually know! Polls have closed, and few were even open, the better to beat Blanche Lincoln! The voting authorities are apparently trying to keep her from winning. Is Arkansas some ex-Soviet Republic? You’d think!) Let us commence the liveblogging, and please keep your tips flowing freely like the alcohol in your glass, and “follow us on the Twitter,” etc. Make sure to keep your little “I Voted” stickers, too, in case the cops show up later needing proof. It could happen! Read more on Liveblogging the National Dirty Dozen, Eastern Seaboard Style…
  wonkette is the place for politics

Blanche Lincoln’s Top Ten Sexy Senate Secrets

Who is Blanche Lincoln? That’s the question the editors of the U.S. News & World Report website are asking on this post-MTV awards day, and we can’t help wonder, too: Who is Blanche Lincoln? Who is she, and what does she want from us? And by “us,” do we mean “banking executives” or “maybe people who live in Arkansas” or “what did Barack Obama offer her through one of his sleazy lieutenants from Chicago?” Take our fun quiz to find out. Read more on Blanche Lincoln’s Top Ten Sexy Senate Secrets…
  it's morning in america

Someone Left My Aged Party-Switching Senator Out In The Rain

As a stunned America begins to prepare itself for an Arlen Specter-free future, we all must ask ourselves: What killed Arlen Specter? Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell knows! “‘The rain killed Arlen,’ Mr. Rendell said dejectedly. ‘Whatever chance he had went down with the rain.'” It is a well-known fact that old people shouldn’t go out in the rain, because they are prone to catch pneumonia and/or lose primaries. But was there more to Arlen Specter’s defeat? Read more on Someone Left My Aged Party-Switching Senator Out In The Rain… Read more on Someone Left My Aged Party-Switching Senator Out In The Rain…
  midnight massacre

BLANCHE LINCOLN MUST SUFFER HUMILIATING RUNOFF: With 43% of the precincts reporting, it seems Senator Blanche Lincoln will continue having difficulty voting, as she will have to do a run-off against Lieutenant Governor Bill Halter, because right now it’s Lincoln 44%-Halter 42%. But she is expected to win the runoff, and maybe win her seat back. This is bad for _________. [Reuters] Read more on …
  not that it is easy

Blanche Lincoln Sucks At Voting

It is a big day for Sen. Blanche Lincoln, who will soon learn whether she’ll win the Democratic nomination tonight or in a run-off some weeks down the road. Her job as candidate today was fairly straight forward: go to the polling place in Arkansas and vote for herself. She screwed this up, sadly. Read more on Blanche Lincoln Sucks At Voting…
  we mean arkansas!

THESE DEMOCRATS ARE SLICK! So the only reason that Blanche Lincoln’s very strong (some/all would say strong to the point of making the situation worse!) derivatives language is still in the financial regulatory bill is to trick lefties into voting for her in next Tuesday’s primary, after which they’ll just take it out. Savvy! On a bill of great national importance! So please, if you live in Arkansas, just vote against Blanche Lincoln, because this rope-a-dope cutesy shit from the Democrats is getting pretty annoying. [TPM] Read more on …
  what must rahm think about this?

Blanche Lincoln Will Not Cave In To You Liberal Blogger Children

A massive Battle for the Ages is quickly developing in the Arkansas democratic primary for Senate, where Serious Centrist Blanche Lincoln now has a legitimate primary challenger in Lt. Gov. Bill Halter. Halter is getting billions, if not millions, from the so-called Internet communists The Netroots, who hate ladies. Read more on Blanche Lincoln Will Not Cave In To You Liberal Blogger Children…
  meet your candidate

Feast Your Eyes On This Senate Candidate’s Totally Bangin’ Wheels

Check out this crusty old bit of sex-on-wheels, sent from a Wonkette Arkansas operative: “Here is a photo, from today, of Arkansas State Senator Kim Hendren’s car parked in his reserved slot at the state capitol. He is the front runner in the Republican primary to challenge Blanche Lincoln. He’s the one who called Chuck Schumer ‘that Jew.'” Just blast a lil’ Whitesnake and throw on a tattered jean jacket, and Hendren’s set himself up for a steamy night of trailer trash tail (including Blanche Lincoln.) Read more on Feast Your Eyes On This Senate Candidate’s Totally Bangin’ Wheels…
  health kare party

Those Two Gals Will Let Health Care Reach A Debate

Democratic Sens. Blanche Lincoln and Mary Landrieu finally called their own bluff and announced at the last minute that they would, controversially, vote to allow the Senate to debate a piece of legislation it has spent most of this year crafting, to help provide affordable medical care to people. What heroes. Their procedural votes for their own party’s major bill cost the nation hundreds of millions of dollars in pork handouts. That’s how Serious About The Deficits they are. Read more on Those Two Gals Will Let Health Care Reach A Debate…
  political effects of political politics votes

Oh Come On Blanche Lincoln, You Are Not Winning Anything

A new poll from Zogby (grain of salt!) shows Arkansas Democratic Sen. Blanche Lincoln slightly ahead of her possible 2010 opponents for the moment, but when people are asked how they would vote if Blanche Lincoln voted for health care reform, she is losing by double digits. Televised pundits and such will see this and scream about how Blanche Lincoln simply CANNOT afford to support health care reform now, IT WOULD BE POLITICAL SUICIDE! Read more on Oh Come On Blanche Lincoln, You Are Not Winning Anything…
  wagg the bog

Marco Rubio Downloads Sarah Palin’s Brain Torrent, And The RNC Goes Green

In an effort to reduce its carbon footprint, the REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE has pledged to recycle smear campaigns and political spin! Yes, MICHAEL STEELE has finally done it! He’s bringing back all your favorites: “flip-flopper” … WILLIE HORTON … “cut and run” … “Why did the Democrats flip-flop and let Willie Horton cut and run?” This is an important question Michael Steele will inevitably ask in the days to come. Read more on Marco Rubio Downloads Sarah Palin’s Brain Torrent, And The RNC Goes Green…