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Michelle Obama Terrifies Nation With Hippity-Hop Love Songs To Vegetables

We've known for years that FLOTUS and POTUS are wrecking everything good and true about America because of being blah, but we never thought that they could sink this low. We've had to endure the ignominy of Aretha Franklin...
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Mitt Romney vs. Most Black People

BIG NEWS ALERT FROM JOURNALISM, GUYS! Reports are coming in Fast and Furious that Mitt Romney, over the course of a mere 24 hours, kind of just single-handedly torched to cinders any and all of the minor gains Republicans...

Stand Your Ground Totally Not Adversely Affecting Black People

Good news everyone! Well, good news and bad news — a mixed bag of news. First, we bring you the bad news: turns out, Florida’s Stand Your Ground law has allowed drug dealers, gang members, killers, animal abusers, and...

This Just In: GOP Is True Party of Civil Rights Because of Welfare, or Something

Your Wonkette loves a fun fact, and Kevin D. Williamson’s most recent essay for the National Review Online is full of them! The funnest fact of them all is the core argument of the piece, which is that the...

Young Turks Stop Yelling Long Enough To Bid Rick Santorum Adieu (VIDEO)

Keith Olbermann's favorite political television program hoster ever, Cenk of The Young Turks on Current TV, has put together a touching video tribute to the man who made this GOP primary season bearable for so very many of...

Let Us Now Have National Debate Over Whether Rick Santorum Said N-Word

It is now a fact of wiener face Rick Santorum's life that every time he chews up his tongue during a speech and a few errant syllables sneak out, people will assume he was trying to stop himself from...