Steve Bannon Stole Your Nana’s Facebook Secrets For Cambridge Analytica, Rubbed ‘Em All Over His Junk
Are you even surprised right now?
Jesus's best little Aryan soldier LIED? The fuck you say!
Meet George Nader! HE KNOWS SHIT.
Let's review that time Comey sent his famous Hillary emails letter ELEVEN DAYS BEFORE THE FUCKING ELECTION.
LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.
Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!
Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!
Trump's trying to build his own secret Team America to run around and kidnap terrorists by using Iraq War and Iran-Contra rejects.
GOP tries try ram tax cuts (for rich) down our throats, Roy Moore doesn't think women should vote, and Trump's aides are giving up. Your morning news brief.
SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.
Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?
Just listen to this fucking scumbag.
Did you know the Russians were there, too? Wonder how that went.
Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.
MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.
Let's keep our eye on the ball, folks.