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Posts Tagged ‘blacks’

2008

Rejoice, White America: There Is a Candidate Just For You!

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

I hate Illinois Nazis ... - WonketteHey guys, did you hear about the Negro Menace? Apparently it’s a growing problem for White America. MORE »


KARL ROVE

Karl Rove Cracks Himself Up Mocking Black People

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Our sister site Idolator already sorta posted this on Wonkette, but apparently nobody (including your editors) pays any attention to those things. So here, now and forever, is the stupid Fox News video of Republicans mocking black hip hop culture. MORE »


KARL ROVE

Rove: Obama’s Articulate, So He Can’t Be President

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Might be a photoshop .... - WonketteMore outrage on the Articulate Black Man front today, as news of Karl Rove’s description of Barry Hussein once again proves everybody is a terrible racist. MORE »


NANCY PELOSI

‘Why I Hate Blacks’ Column Causes Controversy

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

He also writes stories about dragons ... dragons with guns - WonkettePeople are so touchy and PC these days, you can’t even write a column in a San Francisco ethnic newspaper about how much you hate black people without Nancy Pelosi denouncing you in the national media. What a nation of whiners! MORE »


LOU DOBBS

Rejoice, White America: KKK Makes a Comeback!

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

Million Conehead March! - WonketteJust a few months ago, ex-Senator George Allen’s love for the Confederacy and outrageous racism seemed almost quaint. Macaca was like a bridge to the mid-19th Century … with Robert Byrd standing on the other shore, resplendent in his Exalted Cyclops dunce cap and flowing robes.

But the KKK is back and better than ever! Learn how an old worn-out racist movement can “re-brand” itself for a New Era in which the main threat to white Americans is a Mexican guy picking strawberries for $5 an hour … after the jump.

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FUNNY PICTURES

John Edwards Personally Digs Out Flooded New Orleans

Wednesday, December 27th, 2006

'Don't flick any dirt around my pretty teeth!' - Wonkette
Bravely choosing to announce today despite Gerald Ford greedily consuming all the teevee news time from Beyond the Grave, John Edwards went down to New Orleans to show he’s the kind of person who will be photographed pretending to shovel mud with poor black people.

Let’s all laugh at more photos of the big event, after the jump.

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DCIST

D.C. Prepare For Lamest Race War Ever

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

Vintage clothes! - WonketteWhat happens when some twee accordion-indie band from Portland, Oregon, plays a NW bar on a dead Monday night before Thanksgiving? Nothing, really, but the group in question (Norfolk & Western) were unhappy enough to share their story on some Internet board. And then it ended up on DCist. And then 7,000 people left comments either dismissing Washington as a dangerous Third World crimeland filled with dangerous black people or dismissing the haters as racists who should all move to the Pacific Northwest where everybody is white and plays in a twee accordion-indie band.

We’ve collected a few highlights, which you’ll find after the jump.

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SENATE

NYT Doesn’t Care About Black People

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

Outside of our not-really-a-state District of Columbia, Mississippi has the largest percentage of blacks of any state in the union — 37% of Trent Lott’s constituents are African American. MORE »