Rejoice, White America: There Is a Candidate Just For You!
Tuesday, May 8th, 2007
Hey guys, did you hear about the Negro Menace? Apparently it’s a growing problem for White America. MORE »
Hey guys, did you hear about the Negro Menace? Apparently it’s a growing problem for White America. MORE »
More outrage on the Articulate Black Man front today, as news of Karl Rove’s description of Barry Hussein once again proves everybody is a terrible racist. MORE »
People are so touchy and PC these days, you can’t even write a column in a San Francisco ethnic newspaper about how much you hate black people without Nancy Pelosi denouncing you in the national media. What a nation of whiners! MORE »
Just a few months ago, ex-Senator George Allen’s love for the Confederacy and outrageous racism seemed almost quaint. Macaca was like a bridge to the mid-19th Century … with Robert Byrd standing on the other shore, resplendent in his Exalted Cyclops dunce cap and flowing robes.
But the KKK is back and better than ever! Learn how an old worn-out racist movement can “re-brand” itself for a New Era in which the main threat to white Americans is a Mexican guy picking strawberries for $5 an hour … after the jump.
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Bravely choosing to announce today despite Gerald Ford greedily consuming all the teevee news time from Beyond the Grave, John Edwards went down to New Orleans to show he’s the kind of person who will be photographed pretending to shovel mud with poor black people.
Let’s all laugh at more photos of the big event, after the jump.
What happens when some twee accordion-indie band from Portland, Oregon, plays a NW bar on a dead Monday night before Thanksgiving? Nothing, really, but the group in question (Norfolk & Western) were unhappy enough to share their story on some Internet board. And then it ended up on DCist. And then 7,000 people left comments either dismissing Washington as a dangerous Third World crimeland filled with dangerous black people or dismissing the haters as racists who should all move to the Pacific Northwest where everybody is white and plays in a twee accordion-indie band.
We’ve collected a few highlights, which you’ll find after the jump.
Outside of our not-really-a-state District of Columbia, Mississippi has the largest percentage of blacks of any state in the union — 37% of Trent Lott’s constituents are African American. MORE »