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Posts Tagged ‘blacks’

BILL CLINTON

Racist Postcards From the Edge

Monday, October 15th, 2007

blacks.jpgIs Bill Clinton, the man who blacks love most, a racist? Perhaps, long ago, when he was sending his grandmamma edgy postcards from Georgetown. Page Six explains: MORE »


REPUBLICANS

Liveblogging the Whites and the Blacks, GOP Edition

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

Seat Cushion - WonketteWell, Alan Keyes has an answer for you if you’re poor and stuck in D.C. and it sucks: Get rich and move to the Maryland and Virginia suburbs! Stop crying! But Mike Huckabee would actually give D.C. a right to vote. He seems to care about this stuff. He should go make out with Dennis Kucinich or something. MORE »


REPUBLICANS

Back In Black: Liveblogging the GOP Tavis Smiley Debate, Part II

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

Who will win the $5,000?? - WonketteThe joy continues as Alan Keyes begins to go crazy! Hooray! Also, our original post is here so go catch up and then join the fun in the comments. MORE »


DEMOCRATS

Round 2 of the Dem Debate: Pandering Pandemonium!

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Mike Gravel and Tavis Smiley - WonketteTonight (and only tonight) is Black America’s chance to shine. Enjoy our continued liveblogging of the candidates pretending that the most important thing in their campaign is to help black people.

All the pander-astic action is after the jump.

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DEMOCRATS

Tonight They Care About Black People, But 17 Months From Now …

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

With your host, Britpop faves 'Travis' - WonketteIt’s time, everybody, it’s time! Feel the disconnect as Nightly Business Report segues to PBS Presidential Primary Forums With Tavis Smiley. Ladies and gentlemen, get your cocktails ready.

Come on in, the water sucks.

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DEMOCRATS

Time To Feel Uncomfortable, White Liberals!

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Guess what we’ve got coming up tonight in just two hours? ANOTHER GODDAMNED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DEBATE, THAT’S WHAT. MORE »


REPUBLICANS

Giuliani Campaign Chairman Caught Running Crack Distribution Ring

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

Let’s hear it for today’s living proof of a thousand ghetto conspiracy theories: South Carolina state treasurer Thomas Ravenel (R-Whitey) has been indicted by a grand jury for running a crack-cocaine distribution business. MORE »


NATIONAL REVIEW

John Derbyshire’s Not Buying Liberal Slavery Propaganda

Monday, June 11th, 2007

'You mean, keep *Valentine* on as managing director? ' - WonketteConfused by the Immigration Debate? Not sure what to think of illegal workers from Mexico? Let National Review’s John Derbyshire explain the intricacies as can only be explained by an Englishman who has opinions about Black People!

In some offline conversations I’ve been having, and on some websites I’ll leave you to search out by yourself, the opinion has been expressed that some portion of America’s white elites welcome Hispanic immigration as a way of sticking it to American blacks. That portion, it is suggested, would prefer to have its lawns mowed by small, polite, brown people, rather than large, surly black ones, even if the price is the same in both cases.

I think there is something in that, but more than I have yet heard discussed.

Uhh …. Okay, let’s have this frank discussion about America’s wealthy households and the preferred race of their servants and how that explains why Bush & Walnuts & Kennedy want the amnesty so bad, after the jump.

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FOX NEWS

30 Months Without Nachos

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

* Dubs isn’t going to pardon Libby for at least a week. [Redstate]
* Henry Kissinger knows how hard is to remember all the illegal shit he’s done, keep it all straight. [TSG]
* Al Qaeda is like the dude who shows up to the party uninvited with like 50 of his douchebag friends, gets really drunk, then kills everyone. [Iraq Sloggler]
* Fred Thompson — actor, statesman — is the only man who can prevent the collapse of Western civilization [IMAO]
* Tom Tancredo sent an order of Nachos to John McCain’s table at Blake’s in New Hampshire. There must have been an engagement ring inside, but the happy couple isn’t saying whether or not they’ve set a date. [The Swamp]
* Chris Dodd feels as though he’s not getting enough talking time in the Republican debates, either. [Chris Dodd]
* Fox News is sorry, but it just can’t help it that all black Congressmen look the same. [Think Progress]


HILLARY CLINTON

Hillary’s Only Hope: Reverse Time, Or Become Black

Friday, May 11th, 2007

'WE ARE THE PRESIDENT' - WonketteHillary Clinton’s got a problem — a BIG problem. She wants to be the first lady president, but people don’t like her. Oh, and liberal bloggers hate her guts. Why? How could anyone not love a conniving opportunist warmonger? MORE »


BUSH ADMINISTRATION

Racist Bush Nominee: Whites Also Hate Robots

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

And I'm pretending to care, When I'm not even there, Gone, but I don't know where - WonketteToday’s racist Bush nominee is Henrietta Holsman-Fore, currently some factotum at the State Department and soon to be in charge of U.S. AID, which is basically in charge of all foreign aid to foreigners.

Holsman-Fore used to own a factory in Los Angeles, where she complained about her low-paid Negro Workers who kept going “back to the street to earn more money” selling crack.

Meet our Bush nominee of the day, after the jump.

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