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It’s time, everybody, it’s time! Feel the disconnect as Nightly Business Report segues to PBS Presidential Primary Forums With Tavis Smiley. Ladies and gentlemen, get your cocktails ready.

Come on in, the water sucks.

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Guess what we’ve got coming up tonight in just two hours? ANOTHER GODDAMNED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DEBATE, THAT’S WHAT. MORE »

Let’s hear it for today’s living proof of a thousand ghetto conspiracy theories: South Carolina state treasurer Thomas Ravenel (R-Whitey) has been indicted by a grand jury for running a crack-cocaine distribution business. MORE »

Confused by the Immigration Debate? Not sure what to think of illegal workers from Mexico? Let National Review’s John Derbyshire explain the intricacies as can only be explained by an Englishman who has opinions about Black People!

In some offline conversations I’ve been having, and on some websites I’ll leave you to search out by yourself, the opinion has been expressed that some portion of America’s white elites welcome Hispanic immigration as a way of sticking it to American blacks. That portion, it is suggested, would prefer to have its lawns mowed by small, polite, brown people, rather than large, surly black ones, even if the price is the same in both cases.

I think there is something in that, but more than I have yet heard discussed.

Uhh …. Okay, let’s have this frank discussion about America’s wealthy households and the preferred race of their servants and how that explains why Bush & Walnuts & Kennedy want the amnesty so bad, after the jump.

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* Dubs isn’t going to pardon Libby for at least a week. [Redstate]
* Henry Kissinger knows how hard is to remember all the illegal shit he’s done, keep it all straight. [TSG]
* Al Qaeda is like the dude who shows up to the party uninvited with like 50 of his douchebag friends, gets really drunk, then kills everyone. [Iraq Sloggler]
* Fred Thompson — actor, statesman — is the only man who can prevent the collapse of Western civilization [IMAO]
* Tom Tancredo sent an order of Nachos to John McCain’s table at Blake’s in New Hampshire. There must have been an engagement ring inside, but the happy couple isn’t saying whether or not they’ve set a date. [The Swamp]
* Chris Dodd feels as though he’s not getting enough talking time in the Republican debates, either. [Chris Dodd]
* Fox News is sorry, but it just can’t help it that all black Congressmen look the same. [Think Progress]

Hillary Clinton’s got a problem — a BIG problem. She wants to be the first lady president, but people don’t like her. Oh, and liberal bloggers hate her guts. Why? How could anyone not love a conniving opportunist warmonger? MORE »

Today’s racist Bush nominee is Henrietta Holsman-Fore, currently some factotum at the State Department and soon to be in charge of U.S. AID, which is basically in charge of all foreign aid to foreigners.

Holsman-Fore used to own a factory in Los Angeles, where she complained about her low-paid Negro Workers who kept going “back to the street to earn more money” selling crack.

Meet our Bush nominee of the day, after the jump.

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Hey guys, did you hear about the Negro Menace? Apparently it’s a growing problem for White America. MORE »

Our sister site Idolator already sorta posted this on Wonkette, but apparently nobody (including your editors) pays any attention to those things. So here, now and forever, is the stupid Fox News video of Republicans mocking black hip hop culture. MORE »

More outrage on the Articulate Black Man front today, as news of Karl Rove’s description of Barry Hussein once again proves everybody is a terrible racist. MORE »

People are so touchy and PC these days, you can’t even write a column in a San Francisco ethnic newspaper about how much you hate black people without Nancy Pelosi denouncing you in the national media. What a nation of whiners! MORE »

Just a few months ago, ex-Senator George Allen’s love for the Confederacy and outrageous racism seemed almost quaint. Macaca was like a bridge to the mid-19th Century … with Robert Byrd standing on the other shore, resplendent in his Exalted Cyclops dunce cap and flowing robes.

But the KKK is back and better than ever! Learn how an old worn-out racist movement can “re-brand” itself for a New Era in which the main threat to white Americans is a Mexican guy picking strawberries for $5 an hour … after the jump.

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Bravely choosing to announce today despite Gerald Ford greedily consuming all the teevee news time from Beyond the Grave, John Edwards went down to New Orleans to show he’s the kind of person who will be photographed pretending to shovel mud with poor black people.

Let’s all laugh at more photos of the big event, after the jump.

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