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  Ira We Hardly Knew Ye

Ira Hansen, Your New Favorite Nevada Wingnut, Already Calls It Quits

Goodnight Sweet Dunce
Just after we proclaimed him our favorite new wingnut and looked forward to a 2015 full of brilliantly idiotic quotes and policy positions, Nevada state assemblyman Ira Hansen has announced that he will not become Speaker of the Nevada House of Representatives after all. Read more on Ira Hansen, Your New Favorite Nevada Wingnut, Already Calls It Quits…
  The Far Right Stuff

Incoming Nevada Speaker Ira Hansen Is Your New Favorite Wingnut

Listen: Nevada Republicans are not interested in your “bipartisanship” or your “getting along” or your “logic and facts.” As soon as they took over the state House, they chose as their new Speaker one Ira Hansen, a gentleman who, according to the Reno News & Review, “doesn’t like blacks, gays, Israel, many Republicans, and most Nevadans[.]” Mr. Hansen got a brief mention in Yr Wonkette earlier this year when he explained that the reason Republicans don’t do so well with younger voters is that the GOP needs to be more firmly conservative on traditional marriage, to catch the wave of anti-gay sentiment among young folks. Read more on Incoming Nevada Speaker Ira Hansen Is Your New Favorite Wingnut…
  mittens

Mitt Romney Acknowledges He Did Not ‘Speak Openly And Effectively To Minority Populations,’ Fails To Note Wetness Of Water

Average guy Mitt Romney and his wife Egg went on the CBS This Morning teevee Showcase of Disgrace to talk about why he lost so badly in the last “America’s Next Top Figurehead” contest. Oddly, he said a thing that is arguably true: “The place that my campaign and I fell short was probably in being able to speak openly and effectively to minority populations. We didn’t get as many African-American voters as we should have, didn’t get as many Hispanic voters as we should have.” We’re not so sure about the “openly” part, because when he did speak “openly” it was kind of disastrous for him. But effectively, sure. Romney was certainly not as effective at lying to minorities as he was with the white men, who unaccountably seemed to believe that Mitt Romney was the guy who would help them become or remain rich and powerful. Then again, people believe gay marriage is caused by supernatural hell-beasts, so maybe it’s not that weird after all. Read more on Mitt Romney Acknowledges He Did Not ‘Speak Openly And Effectively To Minority Populations,’ Fails To Note Wetness Of Water…
  letters of note

Black Guy Writes Pretty Awesome Letter About Jews

Thomas Lopez-Pierre, who is running for the New York City Council, has done wrote a doozy of a letter about how he loves boning Jewesses (he doesn’t say so, but it is totally because we got boobs), and once tried to slash the throats of some other black kids (with a broken bottle!) who were beating up some young Hasids and trying to steal off with their hats, and would like to remind us all that Jewishes have fought and died alongside African Americans for civil rights, and tons of other stuff! He just doesn’t like it when we are greedy. Who can blame him? We do not like slumlords either, but that is usually because they are slumlords, not so much because “Jew.” Let us travel through Thomas Lopez-Pierre’s brain, because that place is Party Central Celebrate Good Times Come On! Read more on Black Guy Writes Pretty Awesome Letter About Jews…
  It's Ok Because My Black Friend Told Me Once

Wisconsin Pol: Why Do We Care About Kwanzaa When It Wasn’t Even on The Cosby Show?

Do you yearn for a time when the day after Christmas was all about throwing your useless wrapping paper into the man-made canal behind your house, instead of marking the beginning of the white, leftist holiday of Kwanzaa with a ceremonial dangling of the American flag inches above a lit Kinara? Wisconsin State Senator Glenn Grothman does too, which is why he’s thrown together a little press release with his fancy, newfangled “pen and paper” to ask the important question, “Why Must We Still Talk About Kwanzaa?” Read more on Wisconsin Pol: Why Do We Care About Kwanzaa When It Wasn’t Even on The Cosby Show?…
  a shanda

WND: Blacks Lazy, Shiftless, ‘Should Be More Like Jews’

The proper response to the WND story “Blacks Should Be More Like Jews,” by Aliza Davidovit, is “uhhhhh.” It starts with a roll call of successful people of Jewishness, and then explains that they did it by getting up earlier and working harder than everyone else, not by being on food stamps and welfare like some people. But it’s not just welfare queens and young bucks who have ruined a perfectly good black experience in this country, like we used to have in the 1950s: it’s also teachers unions and Barack Obama, who decimated the black middle class by axing all those government jobs! Oh, Davidovit didn’t note that part? Weird! Read more on WND: Blacks Lazy, Shiftless, ‘Should Be More Like Jews’…
  jesus is love

What Part of ‘Religious Freedom To Hold Whites-Only Bible Study’ Don’t You Understand, Alabama?

Hey Winfield, Alabama, why you so mad at this pastor, Rev. William Collier, who just wants to hold whites-only conference for whites-only pastors, because of religious liberty, and because he doesn’t have the “facilities” to accomodate other races? (Quick: what “facilities” might he need? Slave quarters? A jail cell? A chicken deep-fryer? A kosher kitchen? Definitely a kosher kitchen.) What part of “religious liberty” don’t you get, is what Rev. Collier and his whites-only brethren want to know! Read more on What Part of ‘Religious Freedom To Hold Whites-Only Bible Study’ Don’t You Understand, Alabama?…
  not a racist bone in his body

Lucky Children, World’s Most Racist Non-Racist Man Is Louisiana School Psychologist

Mark A. Traina, a school psychologist in Louisiana’s Jefferson Parish, totally loves his job segregating black children in the parish’s “alternative schools.” (This is where bad children and smokers go.) But now the stupid Southern Poverty Law Center is suing his school district for racial discrimination, and he is Exhibit A just because he twitzed a bunch of stuff about how black children are criminals who should be put down like dogs! Jeez, SPLC, oversensitive much? Anyway, Mark A. Traina has an airtight alibi about those twats and NOLA comments. Is it that he didn’t write them? No, it is that all you have to do is look at prison populations to see that crime = black, and vice-versa! Good alibi, Mark A. Traina! Good luck getting the everloving fuck sued out of you! “The Southern Poverty Center knows that these allegations are ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE!,” Traina wrote in an education forum on NOLA.com last week, using his own name as he criticized the center’s earlier allegations. “This is just another way to harass the Jefferson Parish Public School System. One only needs to read the Times Picayune to see who the real trouble makers are. Sadly, it is disproportionately young black males. Everyone knows that our jails throughout the United States are disproportionately filled with black people. Why would the rate be any different in an educational environment?” He rests his case! But are you sure there is nothing you want to add, Mark A. Traina? “Everything I said is fact-based, backed up by data,” he said. “I don’t have a prejudiced bone in my body. I’m not a racist. I’m a realist.” THERE we go! That’s more like it! Read more on Lucky Children, World’s Most Racist Non-Racist Man Is Louisiana School Psychologist…
  he would not join any club that would have him as a member

Another Racist Out At National Review Because It Is A Day Ending In ‘Y’ (VIDEO)

There is a thing called American Renaissance, and it is not very nice. And there is a man named Robert Weissberg who liked to go to their meetings and discuss “how Jews feel about the schwarzes” and “the future of white nationalism” and who wrote for National Review until … oh, right about last night, when poor Rich Lowry murdered him from the Internet. It is hard to be Rich Lowry lately; all those racists that had moved in and taken over, completely without his knowledge! Read more on Another Racist Out At National Review Because It Is A Day Ending In ‘Y’ (VIDEO)…
  and that's the whole point

Tennessee Denies ‘Voting ID’ To 96-Year-Old Black Lady

Racist Republicans in Tennessee have their first success with the new “Voter ID” requirement: A 96-year-old black lady who has voted in all but one election (in 1960) that she was legally eligible to vote in has been denied the right to take part in democracy. Why? Oh, just some piece of missing paperwork. That’s the point of “Voter ID,” to stop people you don’t want voting — the poor, minorities, take your pick! — on a technicality. This is how so many black Americans were denied the vote in the South for a hundred years after being “emancipated.” Read more on Tennessee Denies ‘Voting ID’ To 96-Year-Old Black Lady…
  race war

Black People Have New Reason To Hate White People

How’s the recession treating everybody? If you’re a minority, the answer is “worse than it’s treating the white people.” While America’s whites are also unemployed and obese/starving and abandoned by the rich/Congress, it’s been even lousier for the blacks and browns and other such people who have an automatic disadvantage in this country due to the national religion, which is white racial superiority. The AP reports: Read more on Black People Have New Reason To Hate White People…
  new study proves it

Politicians Are Racist Against Blacks, Even ‘Republican Blacks’

Here’s an important news update for all the Alan Keyes and Clarence Thomas types who for some reason believe that acting like super-crazy white wingnut Republicans will magically win over white racists: Doesn’t work, never has, never will. White racists despise black people no matter what — and you’ll find the most unrepentant white racists running the Republican Party. Political scientists at Yale tested this obvious truth by sending emails from “a putatively black or white alias” and then tabulating how many black-sounding names got replies from legislators compared to the same email sent by a white-sounding name. Even self-described Republican constituents were ignored by Republican lawmakers when those constituents had stereotypically black names. And white politicians from both parties were more likely to ignore the “black e-mailers” than the “white e-mailers.” So, if you’re a person of color in this country, please keep planning that Total Revolution, because that’s the only (slim) chance at actual racial equality here in America. Read more on Politicians Are Racist Against Blacks, Even ‘Republican Blacks’…
  and your christmas bonus is a cotton gin!

Fox News Sued For Being Racistly Abusive To Employee

Fox News is a place where you get promoted and given more air time for saying hateful stuff, so it’s not surprising that NPR would fire Juan Williams for doing this on that channel or, say, a black employee would sue the company for people doing this around him. That latter thing has also happened, it turns out. Harmeen Jones is an erstwhile Fox News technician and a continuing black man who says he faced “a daily barrage of offensive remarks about blacks, Arabs, Muslims, Hispanics, women, and Jews.” His specific accusations against his fellow employees are rather interesting. Read more on Fox News Sued For Being Racistly Abusive To Employee…
  republicans in the news

Southern GOP Chairman Resigns Over Racist E-Mail, The Sky Is Blue

Virginia Beach Republican Party Chairman David Bartholomew has resigned after sending out a hilarious racist e-mail about taking a dog to get welfare benefits. We probably should have warned you before posting that sentence, as some of you probably fainted from the sheer surprise at reading such a thing. A Republican official sent out a racist e-mail and Christine O’Donnell said something stupid today? How do we make sense of these strange occurrences? So what’s the deal with this dog? Was he eating watermelons with Obama in the White House garden? You know, that old cliche? No, this e-mail just compared blacks and Hispanics to the dog. Humor! Read more on Southern GOP Chairman Resigns Over Racist E-Mail, The Sky Is Blue…
  fun with statistics

1.38% of Fox News’ Audience Is Black People, Which Seems a Bit High

It turns out that America’s News Network, Fox News, is not really watched at all by black people, which explains why they are so misinformed that they support this Obama fellow. This “finding” is according to some sort of math or science stuff, however, so it is probably a lie (and also Jesus has provided all of His children a live feed of Fox News in their hearts, so black people maybe just need to believe harder to see it). It just doesn’t make any sense that CNN and MSNBC’s audiences are about 20% black, yet the real news is only watched by 1.38% of Obama’s Chosen People. Read more on 1.38% of Fox News’ Audience Is Black People, Which Seems a Bit High…
  this is america

Arizona School Demands Black & Latino Students’ Faces On Mural Be Changed To White

Hard to find even the Gallows Humor in this story, so maybe we won’t even try. Maybe it’s time to admit that large chunks of America are in the hands of unreconstructed racists and vulgar idiots, and that the popular election of a black man as president just might’ve pushed these furious, economically doomed old white people into a final rage that is going to end very, very badly. Ready? Here you go: An Arizona elementary school mural featuring the faces of kids who attend the school has been the subject of constant daytime drive-by racist screaming, from adults, as well as a radio talk-show campaign (by an actual city councilman, who has an AM talk-radio show) to remove the black student’s face from the mural, and now the school principal has ordered the faces of the Latino and Black students pictured on the school wall to be repainted as light-skinned children. Read more on Arizona School Demands Black & Latino Students’ Faces On Mural Be Changed To White…
  and white people have no idea

Barack Obama Also Sending Secret Code To Blacks

That Barack Obama, so articulate and clean and Harvard-y …. yet, did you know he was of African descent? This sort of slipped by during that whole two-year presidential campaign, but “OWN THE IDIOT CABLE-NEWS CYCLE” webzine The Politico has some “fresh” gossip and it goes a little bit like this: The Black People, in this country, it’s almost as if they have their own “slang,” comprised of dual-meaning words and phrases used to undermine White America. And Obama, he is hep to this particular jive! Read more on Barack Obama Also Sending Secret Code To Blacks…
  but hurricane katrina was so funny!

Hilarious Racist Email Gets GOP Official Fired

One thing Republicans like to do is send racist shit to each other, whether funny black-face minstrel songs about the “magic negro” (the president) or funny newsletters about the watermelon and fried chicken certain black people (the president) always consume, or especially funny racist jokes about how black people are so lazy but they sho’ nuff gets to shufflin’ mighty quickly comes ta pass a colored (the president) becomes the president. Read more on Hilarious Racist Email Gets GOP Official Fired…
  great big depression

Poor Black Obama Voters So Poor They Have To Work For McCain Campaign

Here is the saddest thing: Times of London reporter Tom Baldwin was surprised to find two young black ladies canvassing for John McCain in Des Moines. He asks if they’re volunteers. Nope, they are temp workers from an employment agency. And one of them sheepishly admits to being an Obama supporter, while the other one warns they could lose their $10-an-hour part-time job for talking to the press. And they’re both so ashamed. Read more on Poor Black Obama Voters So Poor They Have To Work For McCain Campaign…
  macaca

Republicans Announce Racial Hero George Allen Will Perform Minority Outreach

Remember hilarious football-holding horse-riding racist dildo George Allen? He was supposed to be the “new Ronald Reagan,” but the Daily Kos or whatever videotaped him calling a fellow of Indian ancestry some kind of African monkey. Next thing you know, people found out George Allen was ashamed to be a secret Jew, and he maybe stuffed the heads of deer into black people’s mailboxes (?), and it was all hilarious and wonderful. Anyway, George Allen’s back! And he will convince, er, black people to vote for the Republicans! Read more on Republicans Announce Racial Hero George Allen Will Perform Minority Outreach…
  meet your candidates

Crazy Tennessee Candidate Continues To Mock Opponent For Being Jewish

Here’s a hilarious new ad from Tennessee Democratic House candidate Nikki Tinker, which is the latest in her long history of comical antisemitism against Rep. Steve Cohen, a J-O-O. She tells him to get out of “OUR churches,” where he campaigns. Ha ha, she asks, “WHO IS THE REAL STEVE COHEN ANYWAY?” This is so awesome. Oh, and they have their Democratic primary tomorrow! Who will win, the black or the Jew? Ugh, what an awful choice to have to make. [YouTube] Read more on Crazy Tennessee Candidate Continues To Mock Opponent For Being Jewish…
  math and numbers

OBAMA AND MCCAIN SPLIT THE ELECTORATE IN OBVIOUS AND PREDICTABLE WAYS: Oh Goodness This Just In! Younger people like Barack Obama, while older folks like John McCain; the black peoples favor the one while the white peoples favor the other. So, unless a big segment of voters plans on effecting a rapid change in age or race in the next few months, we might as well hold this frigging election now. Meet your new president, Bob Barr. [Wall Street Journal] Read more on …