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• When Bill Clinton called Disney CEO Robert Iger to tell him to fix that “Path to 9/11″ bullshit, Iger said, “how high?” [The Ostroy Report]

• All new ABC pseudo-historical docudramas will air the disclaimer, “The film you are about to see has been modified to fit your perceived cultural biases.” [Swedes for Obama]
• Fred Phelps wants you to know that God hates John Stewart and his “hooligan sidekick” Stephen Colbert just as much as he hates fags. [Comedy Central]
• Blackberry addiction now a lawsuit worthy phenomenon. [The Volokh Conspiracy]
• Jack Abramoff called Rove, “a fat fuck,” did loads of other shady stuff. [TPMmuckraker]
• Michelle Malkin wants you to say “No!” to anarchist beer producers, crushes can with her foot as proof. [Hot Air]
• Ann Coulter’s “evil quotes” not quite tied directly to book sales, Gawker provides a chart in the hopes she say something that goes off it. [Gawker]
• Pakistani security services instantly locate a bikini-contest contestant. Osama still lost. [Hit & Run]

• Linda Cropp’s TV ads started today — “Judgement” and “Determined,” inspired by 7th Heaven episodes. [Cut DC Taxes]
• Blackberries seriously damaging to mental health. [The Conservative Futurist ]
• U r 2 cool 2 b sad. [Carrie Broadshoulders]
• Masturbation poll: 48 year old man. Q: At your cubicle / in your office? A: Yes, and often. [Craigslist]
• She can’t get any finer. “Perhaps you can provide us with a way to appropriately handle the most obscene thing I have witnessed recently. One of our co-workers showed up today covered in spandex. Yes, a spandex body suit.” [WP's Professional Refinement Chat]

This is a lesson in why a) politicans shouldn’t carry Blackberries when angry/drunk, b) politicians shouldn’t have the email address of journalists programmed into said Blackberries, or c) politicians should be better at hiding their massive corruption. Bob Ney, drunk dialer:

In two rambling e-mails sent from his Blackberry device to Copley News Service reporter Paul Krawzak, the Republican congressman from Ohio ridiculed the veteran reporter, challenging his ethics and mocking the 5-foot-7-inch Krawzak as “big man.”

Ok, we’d really like to get our hands on the full emails. We must say we admire Ney for not handing off his manhood-questioning to a subordinate. That’s dedication to his constituents. More excerpts from his creatively-punctuated and spelled missive, after the jump.

Update: Ney was not drunk. Response from his office, also after the jump.

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