SOTU Drinking Game Is Juiced Up Beyond Belief!
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
Before we start with this year’s greatest-ever Official Wonkette SOTU Drinking Game, let’s all remember to play fair and play mean. Here are the Rules:
* A “hit” (or “sip” for girls) is the basic unit of drinking of no offense to anybody.
* A “shot” is the standard 1.5-ounce serving of hard liquor; If your shot glass has a line midway around it, this is the 1-ounce level. Go ahead and add another half ounce.
* A “chug” is the act of consuming your entire beverage — usually beer — in a single terrible gulp.
* “Valium” is the trademarked name for the now-generic prescription benzodiazepine derivative. Substitute any Rx downer in your medicine cabinet if Diazepam is not available.
* A “rail” is two 1.5-inch-long lines of cocaine or methamphetamine. Get it, like a little railroad! But in these more innocent days, most people mean a single line when they say “rail.” We mean two lines.
* If you don’t have a gun, keep a heavy cast-iron skillet and a box of rat poison near your television.
Let the games begin, after the jump ….
Before we start with this year’s greatest-ever Official Wonkette SOTU Drinking Game, let’s all remember to play fair and play mean. Here are the Rules:
* A “hit” (or “sip” for girls) is the basic unit of drinking of no offense to anybody.
* A “shot” is the standard 1.5-ounce serving of hard liquor; If your shot glass has a line midway around it, this is the 1-ounce level. Go ahead and add another half ounce.
* A “chug” is the act of consuming your entire beverage — usually beer — in a single terrible gulp.
* “Valium” is the trademarked name for the now-generic prescription benzodiazepine derivative. Substitute any Rx downer in your medicine cabinet if Diazepam is not available.
* A “rail” is two 1.5-inch-long lines of cocaine or methamphetamine. Get it, like a little railroad! But in these more innocent days, most people mean a single line when they say “rail.” We mean two lines.
* If you don’t have a gun, keep a heavy cast-iron skillet and a box of rat poison near your television.
Let the games begin, after the jump ….