black republicans

Noted American humorist Dave Barry once remarked that the main jobs of a lieutenant governor are to wear a tie and call up the governor once a day to make sure he or she isn’t dead. And that was pretty funny … in the ’80s, when your Comics Curmudgeon was in junior high and loved [...]

We suspect that Republican National Committee Co-Chair Sharon Day was trying to be inclusive and welcoming to African Americans in announcing that the party would be launching a “black outreach” program and then saying this: “We highlight our elected officials so people understand that we do have Republicans that are elected that are black,” said [...]

No way. No way. No way. This guy cannot be real. Listen to that voice! He has to be just messing with Republicans. Or he grew up in a place where there were no Republicans, and the kid learned how to be one from cartoons. We don’t know how we missed this at CPAC. Maybe [...]

GET ON THIS MAN’S UNDERGROUND RAILROAD, BLACK PEOPLE! Haha, you guys are on a plantation still. WHAT? THAT IS NOT OFFENSIVE! You are slaves to statists, you see. And this man is allowed to say you are being enslaved by the Democrats because HE IS BLACK. So why don’t you watch this hip movie? Look, [...]

Remember two years ago when we pored over every single primary’s results — Jesus, we would, like, live-blog returns from gross states that we never even wanted to visit — just to see who was up in the delegate count or how Hillary was doing among white men or whether Obama had the momentum or [...]


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