Tag: black president

Jan Brewer Is Your New Mark Sanford Of Unexplained Weird (Sex?) Trips

Lady Governess Janice Brewer of Arizona has left her state on "official business." Well, let's be fair: Grand Dame Brewer has left her state for completely unexplained reasons, during which she failed to certify election results, and will be...

White Newborns, Mitt Romney Will Speak For You

Hello, babies. This is Mitt Romney's newest ad. It speaks to the greatest fear of white newborns everywhere: their share of the American debt, coupled with the fear of unemployment in 18-22 years, give or take. (Although why this...