Tag: black people

White People Correct: This Black Man Is The Real Racist

Wonkette superoperative Limey Lizzie sends us this lovely snapshot from her Harlem home. His Holiness James David Manning, of ATLAH Church in Harlem, who previously said Gingrich and Romney had black fathers but apparently never addressed the parentage or...

Hero Elections Officials in Ohio Save Voting Process From Black People

It is kind of an open secret these days that the GOP is marching ever closer towards becoming a far-right nationalist movement that self-legitimates using Biblical discourse combined with claims to a monopoly on expressions of American authenticity. So...

That Joe the Plumber Idiot Has A Black Friend Now

Dung-pile peasant turned right-wing avatar Sam Wurzelbacher, who likes to pretend his name is Joe and also likes to pretend he is a plumber, has a black friend! She’s really likes Sam the Unemployable Guy Who Pretended To Be...

Politico Writer Points Out Romney’s Caucasophilia, Loses Hunger Games-esque Battle For Dominance

Suckers who downloaded the new Huffington app-magazine-thing hoping for page after page of sideboob were bitterly disappointed to instead find some superlong expose about Politico, America's number one morning-winning beltway-news-producing destroyer of worlds. The thing was written...

Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller Has A New Outrage: Black People Voting

The Daily Caller's star race baiter, Matthew Boyle, has finally hit it out of the park, you guys. He has found some super nefarious shit: Black people voting, aiyeeeeee! Let's follow the link together, to the tireless Boyle's words...

FLOTUS Less Popular Among White Ladies With Poor Self-Esteem

Women in this country are under a tremendous amount of pressure right now, with scaly old men going out of their way and then some to make sure there is absolutely nothing left in place to prevent their personal...

Pat Robertson Mystified By Strange African-American Thanksgiving Ritual

The Pat Robertson teevee show has been desegregated, apparently by force, and now allows a Negress interviewer to interview "her kind" (Condoleezza Rice). What are the mysterious black people up to, this Thanksgiving? The hip-hop? Smokin' crack? Crunking? Voodoo?...

Herman Cain: Blacks ‘Brainwashed,’ Can’t ‘Think For Themselves’

Token black GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain knows a thing or two about hiring low-wage workers to carry around his company's shitty pizzas, and that's why he's quite sure black people in America are "brainwashed" and can't "think for...

Matt Drudge Very Concerned By ‘Urban Chaos’ and ‘Urban Youth’

It turns out that daily catastrophic tornadoes are not the only problem faced by America's cities these days. Traditionally at the bottom of America's socioeconomic system since being brought here in chains at the bottom of slave slips, black...

Pizza Man Herman Cain Now GOP’s Favorite Candidate

Republicans are having a very hard time rallying around a potential or real candidate for 2012. They finally realized the following facts this year: Sarah Palin is a widely hated sleazeball crybaby, Donald Trump is an idiot racist crybaby,...

Michelle Obama Guilty of Letting Black People Visit White House

White America is very concerned about what is happening to the White House these days -- key word here being, of course, “white.” Michelle Obama has recently been seen in public doing urban dances, and even invited some sort...

Donald Trump: ‘I’ve Always Had a Great Relationship With the Blacks’

At the rate Donald Trump is scooping up key parts of the Republican base the real candidates are too afraid to be seen courting, his fake candidacy will have officially have won the real campaign in only a week...

George Allen Keeps Asking Black Reporter What ‘Position’ He ‘Played’

Oh for fuck's sake. Does George Allen think the problem with his last Senate race is he didn't say "Macaca" enough? Well, he's starting early this time! According to the Washington Post, local NBC anchor/reporter Craig Melvin is tall...

Pro-Life Group’s New Billboard Tells Black People To Stop Aborting Obama

Life Always is expected to unveil billboards featuring Obama's face and the words "Every 21 minutes, our next possible leader is aborted" on Tuesday at 11 a.m. The first billboard will be near an empty lot at 5812 S....

Newt Gingrich Bragging On Twitter About Dinosaur Skull He Owned

Hey, it's everyone's favorite adulterous grifter, on the Twitter. What is Newt up to these days? "Great visit to the academy of natural sciences in philadelphia today-love the dinosaurs and the historic collection," he wrote Tuesday. When some librul...

Future Prez Santorum: Obama Can’t Make Decision Because He’s Black

Rick Santorum seems very excited to lose the Iowa Caucuses in a landslide, doesn't he? He's got that fighting spirit back, and he's not afraid to take on black people for supporting abortion rights. Black people, right? Who are...