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Tag: black panthers

Feed the baby the soups!

Ruby Tuesday SO Hot Right Now, Apparently! Your Weekly Top Ten

<a href="http://wonkette.com/599553/worlds-sexiest-north-american-leaders-break-entire-internet-with-sexiness"></a>Oh look, it is an old picture of Wonkette Baby Donna Rose eating soup, like a lady! Why are we showing you this old picture? Because it's cute, OBVIOUSLY, and also Wonkette WENT VIRAL AGAIN, just like we...
Can't you see how she's dividing America right here?

Beyoncé Super Bowl Show Features Black People, Wingnuts Super Outraged

Sunday's Pepsi Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show at Levi's Stadium in Facebook, California, was tinged with controversy. In an astonishing move, the NFL chose Coldplay to headline as an obvious diversity hire. Some more sensitive types were unsettled by...
Racist hero o' the day

Charming Fella Just Needs $1 Million To Run Blacks Out Of Texas

America, please give a friendly Texas-sized "Howdy!" to your new racist wingnut hero of the moment, Dr. Rich Kent. He is not really a doctor, in the went-to-medical-school sense, but according to a video he posted on Facebook, "America...
You can tell they hate America since they don't have guns

Eric Holder Sending Black Panthers To Steal All The Elections Again

The Department of Justice is sending federal monitors to observe elections in 18 states, and the Wingnuttosphere is pretty darned cheesed about it, because this can only lead to tyranny and the UN taking over and -- worst of...

Wisconsin Militia Will Save Election From Criminal Democrats (And Not Just The Black Ones)

Republicans in Wisconsin, and those few Democrats who are not criminals, should be feeling extra safe about Election Day this November. That's because some anti-labor irregulars left over from the Wisconsin Union Wars are vowing to protect democracy from the many tax...

Extra! Extra! Clarence Thomas Was Black Panther Paperboy!

Once a year the Federalist Society has a dinner in Washington DC. It is a dinner for lawyers. This year they promised an appearance by Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. I wondered what he might have to say as their featured guest; I...

Genius Gun Guy Wishes Django Unchained Were Real

Welcome to Wonkette. Whether you're just joining us or are a long-time fan, you're probably noticing that we have to cover gun violence and general gun stupidity ALL THE TIME NOW. So that's fun. Actually, that is not fun....

Daily Caller: Obama Commented on Trayvon Because Black Panthers Told Him To

Whew! Tucker Carlson's Daily Callgirl couldn't quite figure out how to blame Barack Obama for Trayvon Martin's death, but thankfully star "reporter" Matthew Boyle came up with the next best thing: President Barack Obama only commented on the death...

Fox News Sets Up Voter Intimidation Tip Line To Protect You From Blacks

For years, ACORN and the New Black Panthers have stood outside polling stations to intimidate US. Why would a good (white) citizen even try to go into such a place? Obviously, they would be murdered on the spot. And...

‘Zionist Conspiracy’ Keeping Quiznos Black Panther Guy Off Fox News

Mediaite has an interview up today with Chairman of the New Black Panther Party Malik Zulu Shabazz. It appears to be conducted in a Quiznos, the center of New Black Panther power. The big news regarding this very, very...

Eric Holder Is A Secret Black Panther And Lets Them Intimidate Voters

Because of this video of these two guys standing in their silly Halloween costumes in 2008 outside a polling station, they were prosecuted for voter intimidation. BLACK PANTHERS! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN. Yet now that black man Eric Holder (who...

Fact: One Of Sarah Palin’s Favorite Words Is ‘Moose’

Once again, the Black Panthers have used their Beltway connections to evade the rule of law. How many books did Bobby Seale ghost write for you, Barack Obama? Rahm Emanuel is selling ambassadorships and titles of nobility, at bargain-bin...

A Children’s Treasury Of Today’s Hilarious Fox News Clips

Beloved teevee channel Fox News is focused as shit today on race-baiting, terrorism, and pissing off left-wing blogs. It is a marvel. So we've compiled some of the morning's most comical highlights here for your viewing pleasure. The best...