Tag Archives: black panthers

  Das Vote

Eric Holder Sending Black Panthers To Steal All The Elections Again

You can tell they hate America since they don't have guns
The Department of Justice is sending federal monitors to observe elections in 18 states, and the Wingnuttosphere is pretty darned cheesed about it, because this can only lead to tyranny and the UN taking over and — worst of all — black people voting, many of them as often as once!!! According to The Hill: Read more on Eric Holder Sending Black Panthers To Steal All The Elections Again…
  Walker's Irregulars

Wisconsin Militia Will Save Election From Criminal Democrats (And Not Just The Black Ones)

Republicans in Wisconsin, and those few Democrats who are not criminals, should be feeling extra safe about Election Day this November. That’s because some anti-labor irregulars left over from the Wisconsin Union Wars are vowing to protect democracy from the many tax dodgers and fugitives who might be tempted to vote against Republican governor and urine enthusiast Scott Walker. Read more on Wisconsin Militia Will Save Election From Criminal Democrats (And Not Just The Black Ones)…
  wonkette confidential

Extra! Extra! Clarence Thomas Was Black Panther Paperboy!

Once a year the Federalist Society has a dinner in Washington DC. It is a dinner for lawyers. This year they promised an appearance by Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. I wondered what he might have to say as their featured guest; I had seen him a few times while he was at work and he did not seem like a talkative man. Read more on Extra! Extra! Clarence Thomas Was Black Panther Paperboy!…
  nothing a few thousand guns can't fix

Genius Gun Guy Wishes Django Unchained Were Real

Welcome to Wonkette. Whether you’re just joining us or are a long-time fan, you’re probably noticing that we have to cover gun violence and general gun stupidity ALL THE TIME NOW. So that’s fun. Actually, that is not fun. It is skull-crushingly depressing. We explained this to our Editrix and she agreed, noting that it is for precisely that reason that yr Wonkette (sans Editrix) must write these pieces instead of her. So, with heavy heart and dragging feet, we bring you today’s bit of gun stupidity, which is really pretty breathtaking: When confronted with the fact that Gun Appreciation Day coincides with the celebration of civil rights icon Martin Luther King, Jr, who was assassinated with a gun, Ward insisted that his event “honors the legacy of Dr. King.” Ward didn’t stop there; he argued that if African slaves had been armed, they would have been able to prevent slavery from ever happening: Read more on Genius Gun Guy Wishes Django Unchained Were Real…
  let's have a war

Daily Caller: Obama Commented on Trayvon Because Black Panthers Told Him To

Whew! Tucker Carlson’s Daily Callgirl couldn’t quite figure out how to blame Barack Obama for Trayvon Martin’s death, but thankfully star “reporter” Matthew Boyle came up with the next best thing: President Barack Obama only commented on the death of a young man shot by a guy muttering “fucking coons” because the Black Panthers told him to. Read more on Daily Caller: Obama Commented on Trayvon Because Black Panthers Told Him To…
  knights of caucasia

Fox News Sets Up Voter Intimidation Tip Line To Protect You From Blacks

For years, ACORN and the New Black Panthers have stood outside polling stations to intimidate US. Why would a good (white) citizen even try to go into such a place? Obviously, they would be murdered on the spot. And yes, although democracy is worth dying for, it’s not worth dying and MISSING A WHOLE SEASON OF NCIS or Ghost Whisperer or whatever the old people watch on their CBS. Thankfully, Fox News is rescuing us from these scary dark-skinned people, by setting up an e-mail tip line of their own so that you can fire up the AOL and alert them that a real, live black person has been spotted in your hamlet this election day. Read more on Fox News Sets Up Voter Intimidation Tip Line To Protect You From Blacks…
  default mechanisms

‘Zionist Conspiracy’ Keeping Quiznos Black Panther Guy Off Fox News

Mediaite has an interview up today with Chairman of the New Black Panther Party Malik Zulu Shabazz. It appears to be conducted in a Quiznos, the center of New Black Panther power. The big news regarding this very, very important political group is the “reverse-racist” dropped charges of two (it has more than one?) of its members. But the big story out of this interview is that Fox News has a Zionist Conspiracy™ against the New Black Panthers. Read more on ‘Zionist Conspiracy’ Keeping Quiznos Black Panther Guy Off Fox News…
  boring comic books

Eric Holder Is A Secret Black Panther And Lets Them Intimidate Voters

Because of this video of these two guys standing in their silly Halloween costumes in 2008 outside a polling station, they were prosecuted for voter intimidation. BLACK PANTHERS! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN. Yet now that black man Eric Holder (who is A BLACK MAN) is Attorney General, black people can get away with such things, as these men have now, as they are no longer being prosecuted. This has riled up conservatives for being an example of “reverse racism.” This is what happens when you let BLACK PEOPLE run our judiciary system. They give preferential treatment to silly black men in anachronistic costumes, when they should be doing their jobs, which is putting any and all black men behind bars. Read more on Eric Holder Is A Secret Black Panther And Lets Them Intimidate Voters…
  rumors on the internets

Fact: One Of Sarah Palin’s Favorite Words Is ‘Moose’

Once again, the Black Panthers have used their Beltway connections to evade the rule of law. How many books did Bobby Seale ghost write for you, Barack Obama? [RedState] Rahm Emanuel is selling ambassadorships and titles of nobility, at bargain-bin prices! A thoughtful gift for any occasion — birthdays, weddings, abortions, you name it! [Andrew Sullivan] Read more on Fact: One Of Sarah Palin’s Favorite Words Is ‘Moose’…
  important television coverage

A Children’s Treasury Of Today’s Hilarious Fox News Clips

Beloved teevee channel Fox News is focused as shit today on race-baiting, terrorism, and pissing off left-wing blogs. It is a marvel. So we’ve compiled some of the morning’s most comical highlights here for your viewing pleasure. The best one is above, in which lobotomized Fox & Friends clown Steve Doocy sees some random black guy walk into a polling station and immediately assumes that this is Obama. Oh boy. Read more on A Children’s Treasury Of Today’s Hilarious Fox News Clips…
 

And So, ‘Ho Week’ Comes to an End

It’s Friday, so here’s the General Counsel for the Black Panther Party calling Michelle Malkin a whore on Fox. VIDEO: Malkin Guest Hosts O’Reilly Factor, Discovers New Lows in Fox ‘News’ Abysmalism [BradBlog] Read more on And So, ‘Ho Week’ Comes to an End…