Tag: black history month

Betsy DeVos Lauds Segregation For Helping Blacks Set Up Excellent Colleges All For Themselves

Be glad today's the last day of Black History Month. DeVos may not say anything crazy about race for a while.

Mike Pence Said A Nice Thing About Black People

Weird, right?

Poll: Trump Supporters Simply Can’t Wait To Celebrate White History Month!

On the bright side, only 7% of the country thinks we should invade Mexico.

Trump Pastor Lied About ‘Top Gang Thugs’ Supporting Trump, Please Fetch Our Smelling Salts

They were not even *lesser* gang thugs. Or in gangs at all.

Trump Kicks Off ‘Black Appreciation Of Donald Trump Month’ With Omarosa And Friends

Though conservatives typically celebrate Black History Month with a flurry of tweets about how unfair it is that we don't have WHITE History Month even though that is all of the other months, or reminders that Martin Luther King...

Mississippi So Glad Racism Over So It Can Celebrate Confederate Heritage

Whoa hey, what's up, Mississippi, down there near where yr Wonkette lives? Everything going well and you're not being racist at all? Good job! We're glad to hear you solved that little problem because otherwise this might be disturbing: A...
The crazy candidate lady Mary Lou is on the left, next to Ted Cruz's insane father.

Texas School Board Candidate Can’t Wait To Teach Kids About Obama’s Gay Whoring Days

Time for a dispatch from Texas, where the book larnin' happens. The Texas Freedom Network, which does the yeoman's work of trying to keep actual education in Texas schools, would like to introduce us to Mary Lou Bruner of Mineola,...
Can't you see how she's dividing America right here?

Beyoncé Super Bowl Show Features Black People, Wingnuts Super Outraged

Sunday's Pepsi Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show at Levi's Stadium in Facebook, California, was tinged with controversy. In an astonishing move, the NFL chose Coldplay to headline as an obvious diversity hire. Some more sensitive types were unsettled by...

National Review: Only A Monster Would Say The Nazis Didn’t Make Sense

There's a funny joke that liberals tell each other (okay, I lie, liberals are never funny because they are too busy being offended by non-lesbians) about how if Obama came out against Nazis, conservatives would find a way to...

Obama Pretends To Sing At White House Jamboree

Did you see the television last night? It showed Barack Obama singing and stuff with Morgan Freeman and other black people and John Mellencamp and Bob Dylan, who used to write songs about black people. Fwd to white grandma!...