Tag: black friday

Remember a couple of weeks ago when we told you that esteemed Corporate Person Walmart's Black Friday awfulness had plateaued (because of increased attention to online...

Know that thing when you are sporting around in your new Lexus, gettin' in a little "Dad Time" while you take your privileged white...

Good Saturday morning, Wonkers! You are so much fatter than last time we saw you, but that's OK, we are too. We hope your...

Your Wonkette stands before you bearing gifts of Corporate Jerkery the likes of which have never been seen since last week. And just in...

Among our country's holidays, perhaps none is truly more American than Black Friday. After a day of food, football, and listening to an uncle say "that Ted Cruz...

It's the most wonderful time of the year, almost! We've had a real good start to the War On Christmas, thanks to Starbucks making...

Here is some really important news for people who still care a lot about football, but not so much about domestic violence: Ray Rice has...

Are you still recovering from your Thanksgiving food coma? Are you already worrying about what to give your friends and family for the holidays,...

Welcome to yet another Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we hose off our browser and serve up a cocktail of stories that were...

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker is one of those Republican thought leaders who's been saying that his party really needs to do a better job...

For real-time information about the #WarOnChristmas, refer to the Wonkette war Twitter. Ex-PFC Wintergreen was cold. So cold. It seemed so easy to just...

Bleeding heart liberals and latte-drinking East Coast elitists, please do not feel sorry for Walmart workers this Thursday as you enjoy the Thanksgiving holiday...

Walmart workers are threatening to strike on Black Friday and we at Wonkette couldn't be happier because we are elitist liberals who do not...

Pepper spray was a-spraying, knives were a-stabbing, guns were a-shooting, muggers were a-mugging, punchers were a-punching -- it was a "Black Friday" celebration that...

America's least favorite current president, Barack Obama, was nearly murdered in a basketball game today. He got 12 stitches! Apparently his face got in...

WalMart! There is nothing quite like a blood riot in a WalMart to make you want to go anywhere else, even Afghanistan. Enjoy this...

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