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Now you probably heard about this over the weekend, Hillary drinking the alcohol, because it is obviously the story of the campaign. The one that will determine the presidency. For a little more background: Hillary was being very working class this weekend by drinking alcohol and then shooting guns, in that order. This is what the poor blue-collars do, when not eating Mexicans or, conversely, shooting Mexicans. Take these factors, add some Jesus speak, take the square root and divide it by the average U.S. gas price ($3.37), don’t forget to carry the zero, and it equals OBAMA’S ELITISM. More picture of Hillary getting shitfaced in bitter sugary Indiana below. MORE »

So much for Mark Penn’s Hillary Clinton’s brilliant “happy poverty” plan. Now Barack Obama’s going to stomp around for the next two weeks eloquently reminding poor Pennsylvania voters that they stay poor no matter if the Clintons or the Bushes are president. [YouTube] MORE »

Hillary Clinton, you see, has clung to her guns in Pennsylvania long before she was bitter. As she told a crowd of working class poor pathetic hobos today in Indiana: “You know, my dad took me out behind the cottage that my grandfather built on a little lake called Lake Winola outside of Scranton and taught be how to shoot when I was a little girl.” And this is how Hillary plans to go after Obama’s pledged delegates at the convention. Guns will make her powerful, and Bitter will keep us fat. [TPM Election Central]

SO BITTER: Can you believe that Barack Obama said poor, bitter voters in small towns are poor and bitter? Hillary and the Republicans will not tolerate this kind of talk. We don’t mention the working poor, remember? It makes rich people uncomfortable. [Political Machine]