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Posts Tagged ‘bitter losers’

Whiny Pennsylvanians Getting What They Deserve

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Pennsylvania voters were SO angry in January, because their loser state’s primary wouldn’t happen until April 22, which would obviously be months after the whole Democratic Nominee business would be settled and old news and it’s all just proof of how the rest of the Elite Nation hates Pennsylvanians, who are so dumb and bitter with their “god” and shotguns and sofa on the porch of the double-wide. Let’s look back with laughter, after the jump. MORE »


Top 10 Reasons Hillary Is Finally Finished

Friday, April 18th, 2008

She’s in it, and she’s in it to win, but everybody else is just kind of looking at their watches with an increasing sense of annoyance. Let’s take a look at the Top Ten reasons why Hillary Clinton won the last debate so much that if she doesn’t drop out after Pennsylvania, Howard Dean will personally have her shipped to Gitmo. MORE »