Wonkette

Former United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales makes the perfect Vice Person of the Year, because he’ll always be someone’s bitch. His subservience to Bush presented itself through various Senate hearings, where even the most tabloidy of questions would spin him into the “I do not recall” zone. Did you authorize the firings of eight US Attorneys because they weren’t prosecuting the Demrats enough? I do not recall. Did you run to John Ashcroft’s bed that time to force his morphined ass into authorizing torturey goodness? I do not recall. Do you know that if you say “I do not recall” one more time, I’ll arbitrarily call you gay and make fun of you for being gay? I… do not recall. Haha, Alberto Gonzales is gay, he likes to kiss boys and stuff, don’t you Alberto? I do not recall.

At least that’s the best I can recall.

• “Do people think gays curse differently? Certainly gay men own the word bitch, and it means something very different when I toss it around than when, say, a straight guy wearing a wife-beater tank says it.” [Dirty, Dirty Trash Talk]
• People do still like Jon Stewart, “Hey Ya.” [Angst on the Outskirts]
• In this town of young people with a lot of money, why do DC bartenders get the shaft? [The Liquid Muse]
• And if you run out of coffee filters, you can wipe your ass with homeopathic remedies. [Van Nasty]