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Tag: birthers

He IS Justice!

Oh God, Joe Arpaio

Sheriff Joe proves ONCE AND FOR ALL that Obummer's fake birth certificate is F-A-K-E. Just kidding, he does not.

Nobody Gives Donald Trump Credit For Not Wanting To F*ck 12-Year-Old Paris Hilton

Trump DEFINITELY watched Paris's sex tape, even though he's buddies with her family, because Trump is a disgusting pervert.
Why would anyone doubt this man?

Trump Ally Alex Jones: Obama’s Father Smelt Of Elderberries, And His Mother Was A Hamster

This post seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also, he doesn't have a good American-sounding name like 'Castellanos'

Trump Idiot: Something Seem *Different* About This Obama Fella To You Guys?

Gosh, that Barack Obama sure is a mystery. He's definitely a citizen, but is he really *American*?
Roy Blunt (r) has kind of a creepy smile

Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt

For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.

Under Strict Terms Of Pact With Satan, Donald Trump Still Can’t Say Obama Born In USA

A grudging recognition of reality is not the kind of thing you just rush into.
Screw you too, pal

In Which Rudy Giuliani Lies And Lies And Lies About Donald Trump’s Birther Sh*t

He insists Trump has totally believed Obama is a Real American for years now.

Donald Trump Jr. Obviously Inherited His Smarts From His Daddy

Junior has been tweeting conspiracy theories from Alex Jones and Drudge, because he is S-M-R-T!

Wingnut Conspiracies About Hillary Clinton’s Ailing Health Debunked By Jar Of Pickles

Finally, a Hillary 'scandal' that can be debunked in 5 seconds on late night TV!
This is a big dumbfuck deal

Ex-Trumper Corey Lewandowski Revives Birther Nonsense, As If Week Weren’t Stupid Enough Already

CNN's Corey Lewandowski did a great job of defending his former boss, Donald Trump, from Barack Obama's assessment that Trump is unfit for office. How? By asking where the hell Obama's birth certificate is.

Wingnut Superlawyer Larry Klayman Sues All The Black People, For Being Scary And Mean

Have you been in an accident? On the job or in your car? Was that accident caused by black people mentioning that racism still exists?
It's a mystery!

Bill O’Reilly Mystified: Why Are The Blacks So Racist Against Poor Donald Trump?

For a guy who likes to think of himself as pretty smart, Bill O'Reilly is pretty easily flummoxed by little things like how the tides work, what socialism is, and what war correspondents do. And now he's confused by...

Donald Trump Just Askin’ If Marco Rubio Is Also A Foreign From Canada

While Donald Trump technically won the South Carolina primary on Saturday, in that he received more votes than anyone else and also got all of the delegates, Marco Rubio also won, in a way. In the way that he...

It Really Sucks To Be Ted Cruz Right Now

Is Ted Cruz the most hated man in all the Americas that he is from? Duh. Every single member of the Republican Party hates his guts so hard, they'd rather support Donald Trump, whose guts they also hate, just not...
Even he thinks they suck

Ronald Reagan Hates That Canadian Bastard Ted Cruz

Pointing out that Canadian-born Canadian Ted Cruz is a Canadian, from Canada, is all the rage these days. You got Donald Trump warning that Democrats will probably have him deported; Carly Fiorina concern-trolling Cruz's relatively recent pledge of allegiance to...
Considering that's an 1861 flag, maybe we should let the little Timelord stay

True Americans Suing All Foreign Anchor Babies So They Don’t Steal The Presidency

It's happening! After a solid week of Donald Trump suggesting, with all the subtlety of a hydraulic jackhammer, that it sure would be a shame if someone (anyone, please!) were to sue Canadian-born Ted Cruz, some crazy old coot in...