Sheriff Joe proves ONCE AND FOR ALL that Obummer's fake birth certificate is F-A-K-E. Just kidding, he does not.
Trump DEFINITELY watched Paris's sex tape, even though he's buddies with her family, because Trump is a disgusting pervert.
This post seemed like a good idea at the time.
Gosh, that Barack Obama sure is a mystery. He's definitely a citizen, but is he really *American*?
For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.
A grudging recognition of reality is not the kind of thing you just rush into.
He insists Trump has totally believed Obama is a Real American for years now.
Junior has been tweeting conspiracy theories from Alex Jones and Drudge, because he is S-M-R-T!
Finally, a Hillary 'scandal' that can be debunked in 5 seconds on late night TV!
CNN's Corey Lewandowski did a great job of defending his former boss, Donald Trump, from Barack Obama's assessment that Trump is unfit for office. How? By asking where the hell Obama's birth certificate is.
Have you been in an accident? On the job or in your car? Was that accident caused by black people mentioning that racism still exists?
For a guy who likes to think of himself as pretty smart, Bill O'Reilly is pretty easily flummoxed by little things like how the tides work, what socialism is, and what war correspondents do. And now he's confused by...
While Donald Trump technically won the South Carolina primary on Saturday, in that he received more votes than anyone else and also got all of the delegates, Marco Rubio also won, in a way. In the way that he...
Is Ted Cruz the most hated man in all the Americas that he is from? Duh. Every single member of the Republican Party hates his guts so hard, they'd rather support Donald Trump, whose guts they also hate, just not...
Pointing out that Canadian-born Canadian Ted Cruz is a Canadian, from Canada, is all the rage these days. You got Donald Trump warning that Democrats will probably have him deported; Carly Fiorina concern-trolling Cruz's relatively recent pledge of allegiance to...
It's happening! After a solid week of Donald Trump suggesting, with all the subtlety of a hydraulic jackhammer, that it sure would be a shame if someone (anyone, please!) were to sue Canadian-born Ted Cruz, some crazy old coot in...