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Bobby Jindal To the Rescue: He Will Sign Birther Legislation

A suddenly brown-looking Jan Brewer may devastated a hopeful nation by vetoing presidential birth-certificate legislation, but don’t lose hope that a deeply conservative state Barack Obama has no chance of winning will try to keep him off the ballot in 2012. Pro-volcano-destruction activist Bobby Jindal is stepping up. “It’s not part of our package, but if the Legislature passes it we’ll sign it,” Jindal’s press secretary said of Louisiana House Bill 561, which would require presidential candidates to provide an “original or certified copy of the candidate’s birth certificate” and a “sworn statement or form that identifies the candidate’s places of residence for the preceding fourteen years.” Because Obama was born in Kenya and rented an apartment on one of the moons of Jupiter for eight months in 1999. Read more on Bobby Jindal To the Rescue: He Will Sign Birther Legislation…
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(Kidnapped?) Jan Brewer Vetoes Birther Bill, Children’s Gun Rights

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is best known for chupacabra-ing Hispanics who have the misfortune of living in or passing through the jaws of her state, and given that made her a Teabagger saint, most would have assumed she’d sign the birther bill that would have forced presidential candidates to present a birth certificate (or show them their circumcised dick) to be eligible for the state’s ballot. Nope. She vetoed it. Does she really want the country run by a black guy? Apparently! And, to make matters worse, she vetoed at the same time a bill that would have allowed students to carry guns in schools. Who is this monster and what perverted individual kidnapped our Jan Brewer? Read more on (Kidnapped?) Jan Brewer Vetoes Birther Bill, Children’s Gun Rights…