Tag: birthdays

Stop the newsreels, for it's time to sing a lustful, off-key rendition of the Marilyn Monroe birthday song, not to the president of the...

BREAKING NEWS, GUYS. On this day in (year redacted because TIMELESS, but also 1981), Beyoncé Knowles was bornded, and then she went on "Star Search,"...

Pat Robertson had a birthday on Sunday, and there was a party! It was a very nice party, and just like all balls-out birthday...

U.S. Americans have been lately wondering why their Oklahoma Grandma has been sending them TWO crisp twenties for their birthdays these past few years....

My son, Kid Zoom, turned 17 yesterday. I'd had no idea what to get him for his birthday, so last weekend I asked him...

Five years ago today, Rick Santelli went on your teevee and said "We're thinking of having a tea party" to protest (ostensibly) the Homeowners...

Watch this video! It is our First Lady Michelle Obama and what appears to be the mom who was way too involved at your...

Hey, what's tackier than constructing a nauseating black-and-gold skyscraper in New York City dedicated to your weenie? Nothing. But check out this children's cake...

After a weekend spend conducting thorough state-of-the-art forensic tests at a Defense Dept. tech lab deep under the Catoctin mountains -- it's so cool...

Here we are again, trying to keep the rats from eating the last of our Ramen noodles while our FLOTUS wines and dines (in...

Were you aware that we, as a nation, are currently celebrating the second anniversary of Michelle Obama's Let's Move! campaign? Probably not, because McDonald's...

We were skimming the FoxNews.com website looking for some of those "free Medicare scooter" ads, but got distracted by the important news of terrible...

Weeks before his nomination to the Supreme Court by Richard Nixon, corporate tobacco lawyer and right-wing business extremist Lewis F. Powell took a break...

President Obama is celebrating his birthday tonight, with Jennifer Hudson and those treadmill-dancing fellows. He is doing this in Chicago, so your Wonkette decided...

Guess who is 70 years old now? Hint: Probably not Mitt Romney, although who would even care? American troubadour Bob Dylan is 70. And...

Suburban Minnesota monster Michele Bachmann is celebrating her 55th birthday today, probably by playing "pin the gun on the Kenyan." When the certifiably insane...

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