birthday cards

AT LEAST WE DIDN'T SAY YOU ARE WORKING AT AL JAZEERA NOW  4:15 pm February 12, 2013

We Are Sorry We Forgot Your Birthday, Sarah Palin!

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

We started working on this yesterday, but then gave up halfway through. Love, Your Wonket

HUCKSTERS  3:15 pm August 19, 2010

Cindy McCain Wants You To Sign John McCain’s Last Birfday Card

by Jack Stuef

“Today, I am writing to request your help. John’s birthday is on August 29th, and I very much want you and many of his other loyal friends and supporters to be part of the celebration.” YOU MEAN WE GET TO COME OVER AND LISTEN TO HIM COMPLAIN ABOUT STUFF, CINDY? Awesome! Yes, the great campaign [...]

MARILYN MONROE TURNED INTO THIS SHIT  3:28 pm August 4, 2010

Everybody Mess With Obama! It’s His Birfday

by Jack Stuef

Oh, America, your president turned 49 today! Birthdays are the most important part of our culture, and nothing is going on right now in politics, so of course Obama’s “big day” (ugh) is a big deal. CNN decided to mark the occasion by commissioning a cute poll that asked Americans how certain they are that [...]


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