Tag: birth control

Jeff Sessions Happier Than A Pig In Shit To Fuck The Gays For Trump And Jesus

We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America.

Trump Mindlessly Threatens WWIII (AGAIN). Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 6, 2017

Trump personally fucking with ACA, John Kelly got hacked, and you'll never guess that Breitbart's all-Nazi and Buzzfeed has the goods! Your morning news brief!

Walgreens Pharmacist Too Holy To Do His Job

Oh look, another pharmacist with SINCERELY HELD RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.

Comey To Come Out And Play! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 1, 2017

Comey's coming back to Congress, Trump's giving back Russian spy mansions, and Hillary Clinton keeps it real. Your morning news brief!

Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017

Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.

Poll: Over Half Of American Men Think They Don’t Benefit From Birth Control, Are SO DUMB

Men whose female partners are taking birth control are also using birth control.

Your Early Valentine: A Health Secretary Who Hates Your Birth Control! :D

Tom Price is SO MAD about all the people out there having sex.

Donald Trump Grabs National Prayer Breakfast By The Pussy

Trump spent his time at the breakfast telling everybody how much Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks. Totally normal.

What, Exactly, Does The GOP Plan To Do About All The Babies They Want To Force Us To Have?

Defunding Planned Parenthood and making abortion illegal are about as fiscally irresponsible as you can get.

Trump Health Policy Team Adds Transphobic Dingbat Who Thinks Birth Control Causes Abortions! :D

Katy Talento thinks birth control causes "abortions" and that trans people are just crazy.

Sad Man Asks Why Won’t Democrats Just Hate Gays And Bortions More? We Answer! (BOY DO WE ANSWER)

Obama's head of outreach to religious people is very mad Democrats won't do outreach to religious people. Also, we may have had a small stroke because GOD DAMMIT GRRRRRRRRR.

Lady With Boner About College Paper Sex Column For Montana Supreme Court!

Should I vote for Kristen Juras? Do I hate gay marriage and sex? Then probably yes!

Trump Idiot Shares Cool Plan: ‘No Voting Rights For Poors Or Whores’

Wayne Allyn Root thinks people on welfare and women who get copay-free birth control should not be allowed to vote!