Tag: birth control

Uh-oh, Cara Carleton "Carly The Liar" Fiorina has been opening her mouth again, and you know what happens when she does that. SHE LIES....

Washington state Rep. Mary Dye sounds just like our mommy, and your mommy, and all of U.S. America's mommy. She makes apple pie and...

Every Sunday around the great US and A, churches pass the collection plates, so they can use the money to buy food and clothes...

Carson-Newman University, a little Southern Baptist school in Jefferson City, Tennessee, ain't 'bout ta cotton to none 'a them queers and their pregnant slut...

Did you ever stop to think about how difficult it must be to be a conservative fact-free jackhole? In the face of every bit...

You probably don't want to think about how Ted Cruz does the nasty to his wife. You probably don't want to think about Ted Cruz...

Being a grown-up fundamentalist Christian man is tough, you guys. You try to stay on the straight and narrow, bein' real good and Christ-like...

Oh dear. It seems the gatekeepers of True Feminism -- you know, the lady conservatives who want to regulate other ladies' vag holes and keep other...

Commenters, we need to ask you a question, and we PROMISE we will not get mad. Has somebody out there been doing some rogue,...

Uh oh, someone put a shiny thing in front of Bristol Palin's face, and now her ghostblogger has to write about how SO MAD...

Once in a while, there is a straight news story that already has a Wonkette headline. This is one of those stories. OH DOES HE?...

It's been a while since yr Wonkette has checked in with the "One Million Moms" group (77,000 Facebook fans and counting!), and its fearless...

We THOUGHT we told Bristol Palin to STFU about that lovely Muslim science nerd smarty-pants kid, Ahmed Mohamed, who was so proud of himself...

You know how Republicans have been furiously jerking their little mottled boner stumps to their snuff flick fantasies of murdering Planned Parenthood? And we...

Let's see what our favorite indicted, maybe criminal Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is up to today, is he being a total dick just...

We all of us know how great birth control is, right? Heck, even "pro-life" Catholic Chris Christie uses it when he bones Mrs. Christie...

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