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Posts Tagged ‘birth certificate’

BUT ARE *THEY?*

None Of These GOP Congressmen Will Declare That Obama Is An American Citizen

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Here’s a pretty good video of a liberal stalking GOP members of Congress around the Hill and asking them, straight up, if they believe Barack Obama is a natural-born American citizen. Only one will say yes. Jesus. These people, because of all the frothy mouth-breathers back home, declaring that they do not know if the President of the United States is constitutionally eligible to hold office.

Perhaps they should all introduce a bill “demanding proof,” if that’s the case? No really, do it! Every member of Congress should vote yes. Bring this to a head, for maximum comedic effect — Obama can sign this bill in a big Rose Garden ceremony, hold it up, stare into the camera — primetime — and say, “This is what the United States Congress just made me sign. This. This is what they produced, during work hours.”

(Then he will be deported, of course.)

Know Your Birthers [Firedoglake]


YELLING MONSTERS

Birther Gal Goes Nuts On Republican Congressman

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Poor Representative Mike Castle! All he wanted was to hold a simple Town Hall and instead he gets some loon shouting about birth certificates, and the audience goes wild. They do not like it so much when he suggests that our president is an American citizen. “The Republican Party has a HUGE problem with its base right now,” declares First Read, diplomatically. [YouTube, First Read]


IN WIKIPEDIA WE TRUST

Wingnut Birthers Think Wikipedia Is a Living Entity With Conflicted Beliefs

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

OK Computer.In the simple reptilian brain of the common wingnut-birther, Wikipedia is not a user-generated database that anyone can edit — it is, in fact, a wondrous sentient word monster created by God. But God’s creations are often stupid and vulgar, so it’s no wonder that Wikipedia has been pretty conflicted about this whole “Obama’s birth certificate” thing pooped out by the same angry white working-class culture that successfully convinced America the moon landing never happened. MORE »


DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER

Calm, Positive Assessment of Obama’s Speech To Muslim World Is Posted On Wingnut Website

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

Impossible!Oh here’s a nice response to Barack Obama’s “Ich bin ein Muslin” talky-talk in Egypt: “The first 15 minutes of President Obama’s speech to the Muslim world was what I wanted to hear from candidate Obama a year ago. Had he given that portion of his speech during the presidential campaign much of the irrational fear of Obama as some sort of Muslim Manchurian candidate would have been relieved …. This was one of President Obama’s more important speeches and he rose to the occasion and delivered a fine speech.” And this was posted at, uhm, RedState What? MORE »


REAL AMERICANS

Devastating Loss For Birthers Is Secretly A Major Win For Birthers

Friday, March 6th, 2009

Looks like the federal court system and the Associated Press and really everyone else is an O-bot! “WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal judge on Thursday threw out a lawsuit questioning President Barack Obama’s citizenship, lambasting the case as a waste of the court’s time and suggesting the plaintiff’s attorney may have to compensate the president’s lawyer.” America will suffer, today. [AP]


RACISTS

Tennessee Legislators To Prove That Obama Is Not American

Monday, February 16th, 2009

The chair of the House Republican Caucus in the world’s stupidest imaginable governing body — the Tennessee state legislature — is this guy named Glen Casada. Even though “Casada” lacks the proper vowel-to-consonant ratio required to be a “Real American,” this guy, along with some other Knox County legislators, will be listed in a new lawsuit challenging Barack Obama’s citizenship in the United States, which he runs. Have we written about this yet? Who knows anymore. MORE »