This morning, Esquire‘s politics blog put up a fake joke post about WorldNetDaily’s Joseph Farah finally coming around and realizing he was wrong about President Obama’s birth certificate, and was pulling back the release of his hilarious fact-denying organization’s new book on the matter. The joke here is that it goes against the very biology [...]
Here is something “amusing”: The Obama re-election campaign is selling t-shirts in exchange for donations. In a wry joke about how awful the country is that Obama claims to love, it says “MADE in the USA” and has a copy of his birth certificate on back: Notice it says made, not born in the U.S.A. [...]
Pamela Geller is best known for hating Muslims, but she can be called in to provide the equal-time case for other forms of bigotry too. Here we see Fox Business channel, which is ostensibly a channel about business, but which has apparently seen the need to make a huge copy of the president’s birth certificate [...]
Hey, everybody found America’s First Dentist Orly Taitz. “In those days nobody wrote African as a race, it just wasn’t one of the options. It sounds like it would be written today, in the age of political correctness, and not in 1961 when they wrote white or Asian or ‘Negro,’” she said. Aha! So even [...]
Honored. He is honored. A weary nation looked for a hero to finally get Barack Obama to release his birth certificate, and it found Donald Trump. He is the only person in the world who could do this. And he heard the call of duty because HE IS A PATRIOT and HE WANTED TO DRAW [...]
Modern life came to a screeching halt this morning as people stopped and held their breaths in anticipation of leading birther “news source” WorldNetDaily’s response to the release of President Obama’s birth certificate. And here it is: first of all, let’s put “birth certificate” in quotation marks, because c’mon, DON’T JUMP TO ANY CRAZY CONCLUSIONS, [...]
The White House gathered the press this morning as usual and just passed out the president’s birth certificate. And then that was it. It’s here. The full thing. Long-form. Signed by the doctor. Etc. President Obama finally just asked Hawaii for the thing, and Hawaii finally just gave it to him. According to the document, [...]
WorldNetDaily has a sense of energy about it these days, fueled by the discerning public’s new appreciation for the art that is birtherism. “Compare the Flex Belt & Contour Belt – 2 leading ab belts,” its front page proclaims, educating the abless on exciting innovations made in 2003. Yesterday, it announced that stuffy American scholar [...]
As you can see from the amusingly edited birther video above, birthers are definitely not happy with Michele Bachmann, who was presented with President Obama’s birth certificate by George Stephanopoulos and was forced to admit people should probably just “move on.” Did she just sink her campaign before it even really began?
ABC News communist dwarf George Stephanopoulos conducted an interview with longshot presidential candidate Barack Obama that airs today, and was FINALLY the one to ask the guy about the birf certificate. “I think that over the last two and a half years there’s been an effort to go at me in a way that is [...]
In order to disqualify President Obama from the ballot next year, Arizona’s state senate has passed that bill requiring all candidates running for president to present the state a very detailed, official birth certificate proving they came out of a birth canal whilst inside the borders of the United States of America. Finally. All it [...]
Here’s the state of the Republican presidential race these days, if you look at national polls, which don’t matter, but still: Donald Trump is leading. Mitt Romney is trailing somewhere behind, tied with Newt Gingrich of all people. How did Romney lose his lead? The guy is an idiot; he’s making no effort to embody [...]
One of the greatest questions plaguing birthers about the president’s birth certificate has been, of course, “What did the aliens have to do with it?” But they may have finally uncovered it: The aliens did brain surgery on Obama and filled his head with a device that can only respond to a teleprompter, as that [...]
Donald Trump apparently heard the New York Times‘ lovely op-ed columnist Gail Collins wrote something about his birther revolution, and the cartoon rich man’s ears steamed with cartoon anger. “This will not stand!” Trump screamed to his assembled professional-reality-teevee-contestant employees. Trump sent the Times a response. “Some people have focused on Trump’s grammar; I am [...]
What do rich people do with their money, besides using it to pay taxes? (Haha, what taxes?) Well, we know what Donald Trump is wasting his fortune on, since he is a shameless exhibitionist: He has hired a crackerjack team of private investigators to find Barack Obama’s real “bird certificate,” which your Wonkette has had [...]
