Tag: bills

We'll always have reindeer

Reindeer-Farming Congressman Acts Sane, Counters With Impeachment Bill

Wonkette readers have been kept well-informed about reindeer-farming Michigan congressman Kerry Bentivolio -- from before he even officially won his 2012 election, when this site identified him as a potential heir to Michele Bachmann's Krazy Krown, to the raving...

Monsanto Threatens To Sue Entire State Of Vermont Over Food Labeling Bill

Monsanto, that sickening institution behind Agent Orange and strawberries made out of fish and sugar made out of Axe Body Spray,* has claimed and will probably claim until the end of time that you don't really need to know...

Clinton Still Owes Mark Penn Many Dollars

One of the great pleasures of last year's campaign season was seeing the consulting firm of Mark Penn, history's greatest monster, end up millions of dollars in the hole for all the great work they did on behalf of...

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$: The House passed The Stimulus Package at a final cost of... $819 billion. Hooray for Obama Money! Time for every American to buy a mansion! Oh right, it still has to go through the Senate. Well hurry up...