Tag Archives: billboards

  cultural high points

Rush Limbaugh Billboard Promises People of Tucson More Shooting

Sure, the people of Tucson love getting shot. But did they know they can also get shot on the radio? It’s true! They just have to listen to Rush Limbaugh on their radio, according to this billboard that’s “down the street where Giffords was shot.” Read more on Rush Limbaugh Billboard Promises People of Tucson More Shooting…
  finally!

WorldNetDaily Needs Your Donations For Birth Certificate Billboards

The most important thing you can do for your country at this moment is buy a “WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?” billboard, but you probably don’t know where to start. “How do I make a sign that big?” you’re asking yourself, “And how do I get the money? Small businesses are hurting everywhere, including my own meth lab.” WorldNetDaily has made it easy for you. WorldNetDaily has always made it easy for you. And they are proud to announce a charitable fund to which you can donate to save this nation from having a black man as its leader. “What I need Americans to understand is that this billboard campaign is working,” said head WND intellectual Joseph Farah, according to this press release thing. “There is no shortage of billboards available to us. The only thing there’s a shortage of is the money to erect them. We need to raise tens of thousands of dollars a month just to keep them in place.” Read more on WorldNetDaily Needs Your Donations For Birth Certificate Billboards…
  we have a winner

Insightful Colorado Billboard Contends There Are Four Obamas

Here is a great work of American art: A billboard from Grand Junction, Colorado, featuring some sort of editorial cartoon inviting voters to “Vote DemocRAT” and hang out with this booth full of offensive Obama caricatures. That actually sounds like it would be rather interesting! This thing was sent in an e-mail to the National Review, which doesn’t openly endorse this for some reason, probably because the artist didn’t sign up for their gay cruise. A somewhat clearer version of this cartoon is after the jump. Read more on Insightful Colorado Billboard Contends There Are Four Obamas…
  'yahweh'? call me 'lamar'

George Washington, Scary Eyeliner Jesus Want You To Save Country

According to Wonkette operative “Stan J.,” this horrifying billboard is gracing the skies of Spokane, Washington. There are just so many catchphrases here! Of course the best and most important one is “Constitution means freedom,” a definition from a sign creator who obviously does not own a dictionary. But why are these seemingly unrelated things arranged in such a way? IT’S A SECRET MESSAGE, one that can be decoded by those weird Hebrew rainbow bracelets from a couple weeks back. Read more on George Washington, Scary Eyeliner Jesus Want You To Save Country…
  crankypants interlude

Dear Liberals: Please Shut Up About Golf Already

Perfectly nice Congressional-liberal-electing organization Blue America probably did not expect to get a public tongue-lashing on electioneering strategy from a blog mostly known for political buttsex jokes, back eight months ago when some eager intern added “tips@wonkette.com” to their distribution list. But when your morning editor deviated from his usual policy and actually clicked a link in a press release email breathlessly extolling a new billboard on the side of some Ohio interstate, a contrarian urge was stirred, and now Wonkette must proclaim the following, ex cathedra: golf is a boring and counterproductive trope in attack-ad narratives! Please, please, for the love of God, shut the fuck up about it. Read more on Dear Liberals: Please Shut Up About Golf Already…
  be careful justin

Lame Iowa Teabaggers Get Scared, Take Down Cool Hitler Billboard

Yesterday it was reported the North Iowa Tea Party pooled their Camel Cash together so they could let all of Mason City know that Obama is a socialist a la Hitler. But after all the libtard and British blogs posted pixx of this irrelevant thing in the middle of nowhere, the teabaggers called the billboard company, and it was taken down. Oh no! It seems the North Iowa Tea Party was naive, and now it is fearful. Those are the two things this sign says socialists prey on! Read more on Lame Iowa Teabaggers Get Scared, Take Down Cool Hitler Billboard…
  too many steps

These People And Their Violence, Sheesh

The “Lafayette County Republican Central Committee” of Missouri — an evil power of greater strength than the Chamber of Commerce and AHIP and Jackie Seal combined, times Halloween — has posted this warning on the highway: when the Second Revolutionary War comes… get your ass to New Hampshire and hide, because war is really scary! [Fired Up! Missouri via Oliver Willis] Read more on These People And Their Violence, Sheesh…
  the terrorists are winning

Terrorists Officially Campaigning Against McCain, With Ad Buys

Reason captured this billboard in Marion, Illinois, which is, heh heh, “innocently” in the same neighborhood as Bill Ayers (by several hundred miles). Right, like THAT’S A COINCIDENCE. Those terrorist are just so scared of John McCain, who knows that they exist somewhere, in one of the world’s eighty or ninety Mexicos, wherever, it doesn’t matter, they will be bombed at all times. The terrorist would literally prefer anyone else. Norm Podhoretz, Bill Kristol, any Kagan, name your favorite neocon, it doesn’t matter. Just not John “Bombs” McSlavepants. [Reason] Read more on Terrorists Officially Campaigning Against McCain, With Ad Buys…