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GOP Congressman: There Are 40 Barrels Of Oil In Every Tree

Friday, August 15th, 2008

And the light of his mind was a comfort to ships lost at sea Idaho Congressman Bill Sali has been participating in the current GOP Cuddle Party For Oil. But no one will listen to him even though he knows everything! In fact, he could solve the entire energy crisis in one hot minute if people paid any damn attention, because he knows that there “could be up to 40 barrels of oil” in a single tree. Ha ha, look at what you’ve really been hugging all these years, you filthy liberal hippies: a filthy casket of crude oil. Unless somehow Sali doesn’t know what he’s talking about? MORE »


Gossip Roundup: Fourth and Long

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

* Reliable Source: Cynthia McKinney, Mary Cheney leading Reliable Source 2006 poll. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Spider-man gets political, decries comics version of Guantanamo-for-superheros… The markets perform way better when Congress is on recess… George Allen will not fucking stop with the football metaphors. [Examiner]
* In the Know: Idaho Republicans have more fun: Rep. Mike Simpson once threatened to throw Rep. Bill Sali out a window. [The Hill]