Bill Richardson is such a sexist skirt-chaser that he has decided to endorse the male senator over the female senator who’s married to the guy he used to work for. The newly bearded New Mexico Governor and former ambassador to the U.N. under Bill Clinton will be endorsing Barack Obama for president today somewhere in Oregon. [NYT]

Since dropping out of the presidential race, Bill Richardson has joined the Wobblies and hit the road with his bindle and harmonica. See him talking through his fashionable hobo beard, after the jump! MORE »

Bill Richardson has held most important government jobs, but America just wasn’t ready for a Mexican citizen to be its president. We’ll get there, with Hope. He still could be a vice presidential selection, however, and now the non-loser candidates are aggressively courting his endorsement. Barack, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, perhaps even Franklin Delano Roosevelt somehow — they have all been jamming Richardson’s phone line, most likely offering “back room deals.” Indeed, it’s springtime for Bill Richardson — that career of resume-workshopping has finally gotten him some bites. Well, more like “nibbles.” [The Trail]

• Surprisingly, the Palestinians don’t have a very high opinion of Bush. [New York Times]
• Bill Richardson, we knew him well. [Washington Post]
• Giuliani doesn’t think voters should discount him just because he hasn’t been in the race for weeks. [New York Times]
• Dennis wants a recount. He knows something’s up. [AP]
• You might mistake this endorsement as a bunch of nostalgic has-beens grasping for relevance, but that would be incorrect, so we’re told.[Washington Times]
• Huck swears that he’sa fetus lover. [Politico]

Bill Richardson started putting the weight back on recently, which is how everyone knew he was planning on dropping out of the Presidential race. He plans to make that official some time later today. The only real question is behind whom he’ll throw his (massive) support, because it’ll either be a delicious fuck-you to a front runner or a lame attempt to pick the winner so he can get that VP/Secretary of State slot that everyone was pretty sure he was “running” for in the first place. [CQ Politics]

Poor Mexico Bill. He lost in a country where he’s not even a citizen. Just goes to show that democracy can be bought. [Photo by Darryl Knudsen]

Hillary Clinton has a problem. She came in third tonight, but she’s still got to go stand up there with a bunch of corpses from her husband’s administration and act like beating Bill Richardson’s 2% is a great victory. Whatever you say, Hill.

• Ron Paul is a pusher. [Huffington Post]
• Rudy’s VP pick will be available to take the position. [Think Progress]
• Hooray for fair, even coverage. [Michelle Malkin]
• Holding out hope that a beautiful phoenix will rise from the cold ashes of a campaign that never was. [Redstate]
• There is an Iowan excited about the caucus and who could have guessed that she’s single. [Daily Dish]
• Romney just wants everyone to stay home tonight. [The Page]
• Richardson throws his caucus supporters to Barrack Obama. But who will be Vice President now? [Political Wire]

It’s afternoon on the day of the Iowa caucuses (huzzah!), which is about time for the candidates that are obviously going to lose, that were always going to lose and lose badly, to make backup plans. They need 15% to make the second ballot tonight, but when has Dennis Kucinich, Joe Biden or Bill Richardson ever seen a number like that next to his name? But perhaps, for a little price, the ObaMafia can help them complete this task… MORE »

Most of the Democratic candidates’ statements about Bhutto have called for calmness in Pakistan until shit gets sorted out. Hillary mentions that she and Bhutto knew each other pretty well, which some people think is evil politicizing, but these same people like to destroy Hillary Clinton in every post, no matter what she does. The statement that’s really making waves today, however, is that of the Mexican candidate, Bill Richardson. Instead of urging calmness, he says that right now, Musharraf needs to step down, and entire new Pakistani government needs to form, and we’ll like, give them a sandwich or something if they do this. MORE »

A new smartass Pizza Hut ad splices together various presidential candidates’ soundbites to make it sound like lower pizza prices are a pressing issue. Cute. But then it shows Dennis Kucinich mentioning “UFOs”, followed by a cutaway voiceover saying “CONFUSED?” That’s fucking unfair. That fattie Bill Richardson is clearly behind this, what with the tight race for sixth place heading into the home stretch.