Tag: bill richardson

Border Governors Don’t Want To Party With ‘Nerd’ Jan Brewer

Traditionally, the governors of all the states on both sides of the U.S.-Mexico border (did you know that Mexico has "states," with "governors"?) get together once a year to "celebrate border bonhomie ... issue proclamations and pledges to work...

Bill Richardson & Pals Smash Into Docked Boat, Flee

More wacky late-summer tales, just for you! This one involves New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson, the one with the resume, and the corruption. His life has very little purpose right now. That's a good thing! The man deserves a...

What Ever Happened To Bill Richardson?

He was the Democratic presidential candidate with the funniest ads, and maybe the most experience. And then he was going to be, maybe, secretary of state. But Hillary got that prize. Then he was going to Commerce, but there...

Judd Gregg Is Nominated President Of Commerce!

Yay a new era has dawned in Washington, bipartisanship forever, etc! After Barack Obama's pudgy comic foil had to renounce the Latino Consolation Prize due to a corruption investigation, people wondered who could possibly replace Bill Richardson. And then...

Maybe This Celebrity Guy Will Lead Commerce!

Barack Obama has completely exhausted his list of passingly competent government nobodies to fill the remaining positions in his upper-level administration, so now he is reaching out to people he has heard about on the teevee. Today we hear...

Jonah Goldberg Is So Gay For Mormons

Police are going to use truth serum (probably just pinot noir) on the only surviving Mumbai terrorist. Harvard is in a recession too! The elitist madrassa where Barry spent his formative years managed to lose 22% of it's $36.9...

CONSOLATION PRIZE: Of all the secretaries of commerce in American History, the only ones anybody has ever heard of are Herbert Hoover, Ron Brown and Norm Mineta. The first is known for making the Depression, the second for being...

Bill Richardson’s Tall Tales

Now that he's the President of Global Business, Bill Richardson is on the A List! People are interested, maybe, in what he has to say! So it's a good thing Esquire just posted some random stuff from an interview...

Liveblogging Obama Giving Bill Richardson the Latino Consolation Prize

Jeez, that media whore Barack Obama is on the teevee again! Let's liveblog it. He is introducing the Commerce Secretary, who was announced what, two weeks ago? Slow news day, Barry, MMMHMMM? Every big supporter of Obama gets their...

Meet Your New Commerce Secretary: Bill Richardson

This global warming has gotten so bad that ships can now pass through the "Northwest Passage," which didn't even previously exist except on advanced levels of the Oregon Trail. Stately, plump Bill Richardson will be Obama's new Commerce Secretary!...

Next Secretary Of State: Kerry Or Richardson?

UGGGH JOHN KERRY. The sad horsey lost his 2004 run at the presidency by issuing a stream of terrible proclamations throughout the campaign, which George Bush's oppo team immediately made into commercials: stuff like, "I voted for the $87...