Tag: bill o’reilly

Romance Expert Mike Huckabee Has Some Kissing Tips For YOU!

Don't go taking kissing advice from Mike Huckabee!

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Bill O’Reilly Has Fucked It, Done It Live For The Very Last Time

The sooner he goes, the sooner someone might miss him. Your OPEN THREAD.

Trump Misplaces Naval Strike Group. Like You Haven’t! Wonkagenda, April 19, 2017

Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!

Bill O’Reilly Going On Vacation At Big Happy Farm Where He Can Run And Play

Did he need a vacay after covering the Falklands?

Spicey SO SORRY For Hitler! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 12, 2017

MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!

Fox Uses Trump’s Pussgrab Tape In Sexual Harassment Training, Like To Say DON’T Do This. Weird!

At parties, Fox the entertainment company pretends not to even know Fox News.
Fuck it, we'll do it domestic abusively!

Bill O’Reilly’s New Book About ‘American Values’ Grabs NY Times Bestseller List Right By The Pussy

Bill O'Reilly's new book is all about traditional American values, like threatening women's jobs if they won't sleep with you.

TrumpCare Back? Back Again?! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 6, 2017

Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!

Puss-Burglar Defends Puss-Burglar Against Charges Of Aggravated Puss-Burgling

A story about Donald Trump and Bill O'Reilly!

Oregon Sen. Merkley Stays Up ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Wonkagenda For Wed., April 5, 2017

Jeff Merkley won't sit down, Fox can't stand up, and Trump's poll numbers fall. Your morning news brief!

LOOK! A Clever Ruse! Wonkagenda for Tuesday, April 4, 2017

Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!
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Who’s Fox News’s Biggest Dick That’s Harassing All The Chicks? Bill O’Reilly. Damn Right.

Bill O'Reilly is exactly as nice to work for as you'd imagine.

Bill O’Reilly: A Gross, Gross Creep. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 3, 2017

Neil Gorsuch lurches closer to the court, Trump's minions are filthy and rich, and Bill O'Reilly doesn't want us to talk about how rapey he might be. Your morning news brief!