Tag: bill o’reilly

Wingnuts SO MAD That Scary Messican Didn’t Shoot The Pretty White Lady On Purpose!

Anti-immigrant loons know who killed this poor woman, and it is SAN FRANCISCO LIBERALS!

John Conyers, You Fucking Jerk

Another day, another gross story.

DNC, You Are Up Shit Creek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 2, 2017

Paul Manafort's got some cuddle buddies in the mafia; Donna Brazile is torching the DNC and Hillary on her way out; and Trump is NOT FREAKING OUT. NOT. FREAKING. OUT.

GAME CHANGE: Mark Halperin Can’t Stop Rubbing His Gross Penis On Women, Allegedly!

That guy always creeped us out, but we thought it was because of his hacky, stupid 'analysis.'

Bill O’Reilly So Mad God Forced His Penis Into All Those Precarious Situations

OH NO GOD'S GOT BILL'S PENIS IN A HEADLOCK AGAIN!

Knee Deep In Niger. Wonkagenda for Oct. 24, 2017

There's a lot more troops are in Niger, Trump takes a field trip, and Ryan Zinke gets REALLY grifty. Your morning news brief.

O’Reilly Grabbed $32 Million Of Pussy, Because When You’re A Star, The Murdochs Let You Do It

O'Reilly did nothing wrong! He just gave that woman a third of his net worth out of the goodness of his heart.

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

Wait, Did Bill O’Reilly Just Ruin Cute Animals?

We bet you thought you already hated Bill O'Reilly as much as it was possible for you to hate Bill O'Reilly

Las Vegas Reax Day Two: More Shitmouths, With Mouths Dripping With Shit

What's so noble about being dead?

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

Trump On Puerto Rico: A Lot Of People Don’t Know About ‘Ocean’!

Donald Trump just learned what that big blue thing next to Mar-a-Lago is called, y'all.

Bill O’Reilly Claims Bill O’Reilly An Innocent Victim Of Liberals, Just Like George Washington

Apparently Media Matters (and a really good Bill O'Reilly voice impersonator) just took 13 years to successfully put a hit out on his career.

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!