Tag: bill o’reilly

Wait, Did Bill O’Reilly Just Ruin Cute Animals?

We bet you thought you already hated Bill O'Reilly as much as it was possible for you to hate Bill O'Reilly

Las Vegas Reax Day Two: More Shitmouths, With Mouths Dripping With Shit

What's so noble about being dead?

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

Trump On Puerto Rico: A Lot Of People Don’t Know About ‘Ocean’!

Donald Trump just learned what that big blue thing next to Mar-a-Lago is called, y'all.

Bill O’Reilly Claims Bill O’Reilly An Innocent Victim Of Liberals, Just Like George Washington

Apparently Media Matters (and a really good Bill O'Reilly voice impersonator) just took 13 years to successfully put a hit out on his career.

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!
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Bill O’Reilly: ‘Emotional’ Trump Loves Nazis But Is Not Dumb Hysterical Lady, So Everything’s Cool, WHAT?

Donald Trump doesn't know enough about history to know that Nazis are bad, according to Bill O'Reilly, who doesn't think that is necessarily a bad quality in a president.

Fox News’s Jesse Watters: America’s Not Racist, But I SURE AM!

The entire history of Fox News, somehow distilled into 24 AMAZING SECONDS.
This isn't about democracy, this is about politics. Which Democracy doesn't need.

Andrea Tantaros HIRED. A. DUDE. To Write Her Stupid Book About How Bitches Be The Worst

Holy hilarious Friday news, everyone!

Enter The Mooch. Wonkagenda For Monday, July 24, 2017

Prince Kushner has some words for the Senate, The Mooch really sucks up, and Bill O'Reilly wants to come back. Your morning news brief.

Auntie Maxine Waters Says She Just Learned What ‘Shade’ Means, Uh Huh You Bet

Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.

Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!

We Got A Couple Things To Say About New Trump Rule Taking Away Your Slut Pills

On the one hand, birth control is cheaper than a baby. On the other hand....JESUS!!

Hannity Going On Vacation To Farm Where He Can Run And Chase Chickens All Day Long

Is Sean Hannity headed for the Home For Retired Fox Hosts? Probably not. But one can hope.