Tag: bill o’reilly

Alex Jones Will Fuck Alec Baldwin The Fuck Up, Because He Hurt HIS FEELINGS!!!

ALEX JONES IS A PERSON, YOU DUMBASS! AND THIS IS YOUR OPEN THREAD, YOU DUMBASS!

Kellyanne Conway Invited On All TV Shows That Ever Existed, Says Kellyanne Conway

Where's Kellyanne Conway? Did she get shitcanned too?

Donald Trump Doesn’t Like It When You Call His Boyfriend Putin A ‘Killer’

Why does Donald Trump hate America?

Obama Makes Us All Cry One Last Time. Wonkagenda for January 11, 2016

Obama gives his farewell address, Trump might be in a pissy mood, and Jeff Sessions gets a letter from Coretta Scott King (again). Your morning news brief!
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Fox News Paying Ladies For Bill O’Reilly’s Falafel Sex Crimes Again

CLICK FOR THE LURID DETAILS.

Trump’s Cabinet Brings The Circus To Washington. Wonkagenda for January 10, 2017

Trump's nominee's face the music, Jason Chaffetz is a spiteful cry baby, and Senate Dem's ruin sportsball with a talk-a-thon. Your morning news brief!

Entire Universe Dares Donald Trump To Call Meryl Streep ‘Overrated,’ And Trump Delivers!

Trump actually got on Twitter and talked smack about Meryl Streep. Weak! Sad!

Some Idiot Dabbed At Paul Ryan, And Other Stuff. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 4, 2017

The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!

Lib Trash Megyn Kelly Joining Lib Trash NBC News, Where Lib Trash Belongs

CONGRATS, MEGYN KELLY, even if we kinda hate you sometimes.
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Bill O’Reilly Knows Why We Have An Electoral College: To Keep Whites In Power, Ta-Da!

Bill O'Reilly says there's no such thing as white privilege, and he'll fight to the death to defend it.

Obama Saves Alaska! Wonkagenda For Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Obama saves Alaska, Trump's spawn tried steal some cash, and Chris Christie just got screwed! Your Daily News Brief

Idiots Demand LA Times Offer Bigots’ Perspective On Japanese Internment Camps, For ‘Balance’

Two letter writers to the LA Times explain Japanese internment was *good* -- and don't even mention the work of scholar Michelle Malkin? What is the right wing coming to?

Racist Jesse Watters Sorry His Asian Racism Got You All Butthurt

He was just kiddin', and is super sorry if YOU took offense.

Fox News’s Jesse Watters Can’t Stop LOLing Over How Weird Chinese People Are

Is this the most racist thing Jesse Watters has ever done? MAYBE!

Donald Trump Will Have You Know He Saved That Chunky Beauty Queen’s Job

Donald Trump wants you to know that he's THE GOOD GUY.